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DRKWNG
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #1965 on:
February 14, 2014, 03:49:11 AM »
Isn't that cute...
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Reply #1966 on:
February 14, 2014, 03:52:43 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on February 14, 2014, 03:49:11 AM
Isn't that cute...
That bumper sticker has always irked me. Evolve!
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February 14, 2014, 04:08:26 AM »
I want to get a bumper sticker made that says "Stop visualizing world peace and visualize using your turn signals"
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February 14, 2014, 07:18:38 AM »
Quote from: Ducatamount on February 14, 2014, 04:08:26 AM
I want to get a bumper sticker made that says "Stop visualizing world peace and visualize using your turn signals"
I wanted a bumper sticker saying "My turn signals are not for asking permission".
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Two things I don't do. Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
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Buckethead
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February 14, 2014, 09:29:09 AM »
A friend of mine suggested I get this one as a retort:
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string.
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February 14, 2014, 01:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Buckethead on February 14, 2014, 09:29:09 AM
A friend of mine suggested I get this one as a retort:
Stealing this.
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February 17, 2014, 09:16:24 AM »
For you Rickman fans.
http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/mcy/4321697503.html
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KnightofNi
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February 17, 2014, 10:45:33 AM »
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on February 13, 2014, 06:18:32 PM
Our very own Buckethead:
http://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mis/4332214168.html
I think it's worthy of "best of" status.
I love the ending. Quoting in it's entirety for posterity...
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Green Subaru Forester - m4w (Mulberry)
To the woman driving the light green Subaru Forester, CO license plate 165 RMK:
I, too, was disappointed to wind up stopped at College and Mulberry for a 5th consecutive cycle of the light. Fortunately, watching you flail your arms and swear at me, then honk at me in frustration a full 10 seconds after the light had already changed, kept me entertained. Understanding your frustration at FoCo's poor traffic planning, I made it a point to accelerate away from the intersection with some gusto, allowing you to get around the cars in the left lane and pass me. I'm a nice guy. I did that for you. Intentionally.
As you sped past me, you saw fit to vent your frustration by calling me a dumb mothermake the beast with two backser (I can read lips a little bit) and flipping me off. It was only after you were ahead of me and doing an easy 15 over down Mulberry that I managed to get a glimpse of your "COEXIST" bumper sticker.
At which point I laughed. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
I'm guessing your day was probably shit before you left the house, so I don't mind being the target of your vitriol. But I did find it amusing that even tho you were obviously in much more of a hurry than I was, we kept winding up at stoplights together. All the way down Mulberry. Including the one by the Sundance where we had to stop for the fire truck.
Thank you for the deep belly laugh, and I hope your day gets better.
I also hope you outlive your children.
Sincerely,
James
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February 18, 2014, 07:38:44 AM »
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
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February 18, 2014, 08:00:14 AM »
Joy rides? Pft! Riding that thing may provide a lot of emotions, but I'm dubious that joy is one of them.
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"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things. I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"
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February 18, 2014, 09:14:36 AM »
I think he doesn't want tire kickers because they may cause the swingarm to break.
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February 19, 2014, 07:50:52 PM »
Quote from: Southpaw on February 18, 2014, 07:38:44 AM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
I guess some people really are on drugs.
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February 19, 2014, 09:13:06 PM »
Quote from: Southpaw on February 18, 2014, 07:38:44 AM
Apparently the bike creates so much power they need to extend the back wheel out that far.
Why stop there? Fuggit, go fer 10 feet. And no, my donk is not very large.
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Reply #1978 on:
February 23, 2014, 08:28:01 PM »
Okay, this isn't from Craigslist, but as an eBay ad it "all most" is.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buell-Blast-Buell-Blast-cafe-racer-/281268874274?forcerrptr=true&hash=item417cee6c22&item=281268874274&pt=US_motorcycles
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A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin
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Reply #1979 on:
March 07, 2014, 07:14:19 AM »
Someone on another board I'm on found this wonder gem.
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