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« Reply #2235 on: January 12, 2015, 10:18:27 AM »

I feel like some of these worthy ones should be screen shotted for later reference
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« Reply #2236 on: January 12, 2015, 08:16:18 PM »

THE MAN I GOT IT FROM SAID THAT IT RAN GOOD.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4804758869.html
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« Reply #2237 on: January 13, 2015, 09:59:52 AM »

THE MAN I GOT IT FROM SAID THAT IT RAN GOOD.

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/4804758869.html
well if he said then it must be true
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« Reply #2238 on: January 13, 2015, 04:11:58 PM »

How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'

Only quote abused more is:

"Dropped by previous owner"!!
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« Reply #2239 on: January 13, 2015, 10:00:17 PM »

How many times has this been used in a moto ad?

"This is a one of a kind bike. You must see it in person to believe it and to appreciate it. Well worth the money, you won't find a deal like this one anywhere. My loss your gain !'


 laughingdp  I just picture some guy sitting at home reading the ad outloud to himself then he gets to the end.  ".. lets see.. my loss.. is..YOUR GAIN??? sweet!!!! I love gains!!"
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« Reply #2240 on: January 14, 2015, 03:06:00 AM »

Another very common one around here... "try me, the worst I can say is no."
Yes, we know that.  bang head
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« Reply #2241 on: January 17, 2015, 09:12:31 PM »

yeah baby

http://www.bikepoint.com.au/private/SSE-AD-3202523/1996-Ducati-750SS-Full-Fairing?cr=8&psq=((Make%3D%5BDucati%5D)%26(((((SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20available%5D)%7C(SiloType%3D%5BBrand%20new%20bikes%20in%20stock%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BDealer%20used%20bikes%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BDemo%20%26%20near%20new%20bikes%5D))%7C(SiloType%3D%5BPrivate%20used%20bikes%5D)))%26(Service%3D%5BBikesales%5D)&pso=0&pss=Price
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« Reply #2242 on: February 03, 2015, 09:02:58 AM »

http://tucson.craigslist.org/mcy/4873892718.html.
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« Reply #2243 on: February 10, 2015, 06:03:48 PM »

https://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/4875510891.html


oh the huge manatee!
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« Reply #2244 on: February 10, 2015, 06:35:14 PM »

That's awful
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« Reply #2245 on: February 11, 2015, 02:51:24 AM »

good lord!!! what a mess!!! that thing doesn't know if it's coming or going, there is no theme, no continuity, no thought of design,  vomit possibly the worst bike i've ever seen.

at least it's got a gold chain...
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« Reply #2246 on: February 11, 2015, 04:11:25 AM »

Its so bad I can't even
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« Reply #2247 on: February 11, 2015, 04:38:04 AM »

I like choppers but right now I feel a little nauseous.
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« Reply #2248 on: February 11, 2015, 06:52:38 AM »

You can always count on BP to make you nauseous first thing in the morning.
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« Reply #2249 on: February 11, 2015, 10:40:44 AM »

 Just because you can doesn't mean you should!
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