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« Reply #2400 on: April 29, 2016, 04:53:53 PM »
Quote from: D3vi@nt on April 29, 2016, 04:31:41 PM
I see so many of these; some version of '...it's not mine and I don't have a title, but you should be able to get one pretty easy.'

https://fortcollins.craigslist.org/mcy/5558667314.html

I also worry about someone who mentions "halfway house" in their ad, and doesn't know enough to the dollar sign in front of the number.
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« Reply #2401 on: April 29, 2016, 05:57:56 PM »
He wants a lot of money for that moto with no paper.
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« Reply #2402 on: April 29, 2016, 06:53:43 PM »
Definitely lost the street fight.
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« Reply #2403 on: April 30, 2016, 04:19:35 PM »
Quote from: caboteria on April 20, 2016, 04:58:15 PM
This is actually a nice bike and the price looks reasonable, so I wonder why the owner listed it in the "computers - by owner" section?

https://boston.craigslist.org/nwb/sys/5547508425.html


The Nigerian words for motorcycle and computer are similar.
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« Reply #2404 on: May 01, 2016, 10:29:24 AM »
2011 848 Ducati Evo Special Edition  --- ??

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5550857637.html

Based on the weird fonts it looks like knock-off plastics. Pretty sure those colors would make it a 2013 SE, but no red frame leaves me wondering what it really is. Other than a bike that was previously totaled...
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« Reply #2405 on: May 22, 2016, 08:07:20 PM »
Custom Ducati:

https://cosprings.craigslist.org/mcy/5593359301.html

"This is a one-of"
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« Reply #2406 on: May 23, 2016, 02:20:08 AM »
I found this part to be particularly funny regarding the above Craigslist post:

"I will be available Sunday afternoons noon to 4:00p.m."

He must be a hella busy dude!

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« Reply #2407 on: May 23, 2016, 10:12:27 AM »
Quote from: D3vi@nt on May 22, 2016, 08:07:20 PM
"This is a one-of"


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« Reply #2408 on: May 25, 2016, 12:37:01 PM »
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html


hey disco head!
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« Reply #2409 on: May 25, 2016, 04:29:03 PM »
Quote from: Grampa on May 25, 2016, 12:37:01 PM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/5572736473.html


hey disco head!
Put down the bedazzler and step away from the helmet!
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« Reply #2410 on: June 06, 2016, 02:58:45 PM »
Not Moto related, just the best Craigslist add ever, or at least in the running.  Cheesy





http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/06/us/dad-truck-ford-exploer-craigslist-trnd/
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« Reply #2411 on: June 06, 2016, 07:14:09 PM »
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/5612508090.html

"Runs Good. just fell out of the back of a truck transporting"

I'd pay $2500 in a heartbeat if the chain weren't so dang rusty.
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« Reply #2412 on: June 06, 2016, 07:17:16 PM »
Perhaps that line would be useful in a dodgy insurance claim?

"It just fell out of the back of a truck I was transporting it with."
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« Reply #2413 on: June 07, 2016, 01:45:13 PM »
I think this redefines Craigslist Crack Addicts...

https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cto/5613415898.html

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« Reply #2414 on: June 07, 2016, 01:48:41 PM »
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