More Craigs List Crack Addicts

[aaronb]

here's a deal, anyone need a spare 160 rear?  15 years old with a nail hole, only $50!  sold sold sold!!!

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1679534061.html

This was a spare for track days. Has a nail in it so will need to be patched. size is 160zr17 bridgestone battle ax bt50r radial tire new is about 175. 50 dollars cash only picked up in cudahy




tire wheel kawasaki honda yamaha suzuki

[SacDuc]

South Milwaukee, Whitefish Bay, nothing stinks like Cudahy!


sac



/stupid Cudahy

[Grampa]

non moto related

I just sold a  10' x 4' x 6' dog kennel on craigslist this afternoon

the second call I got on it went like this

me. hello

lady. uh, yeah.... um I'm like uh, is this the dog guy?

me. yes, I have a dog kennel for sale

lady. uh..... how big is it (note.. this is the exact wording in the ad.... "Chain Link Dog Kennel. 10 feet long x 4 feet wide x 6 feet tall.  swing out gate at one end. simple to erect as well as take down for easy transportation")

me. 10 x 4 x 6

lady. uh......... how big is that?

me.  how tall are you?

lady. uh.... like 5'

me. well then, it's a foot taller that you and if you laid on the floor, it's twice as long as you..... but remember, you need to be naked when you take these measurements because everybody knows you will not get an accurate measurement with clothing on...... click

[NorDog]

lady. uh..... how big is it (note.. this is the exact wording in the ad.... "Chain Link Dog Kennel. 10 feet long x 4 feet wide x 6 feet tall.  swing out gate at one end. simple to erect as well as take down for easy transportation")

me. 10 x 4 x 6

lady. uh......... how big is that?

me.  how tall are you?

lady. uh.... like 5'

me. well then, it's a foot taller that you and if you laid on the floor, it's twice as long as you..... but remember, you need to be naked when you take these measurements because everybody knows you will not get an accurate measurement with clothing on...... click

Alternate version I would like to have heard:

“Well, to convert into units of YOU (aka younits), that would be 2 younits by 0.8 younits by 1.2 younits.  So that's a total volume of 1.92 cubic younits.”

But of course, nothing can improve on the line about getting nekkid to measure.

[Grampa]

Alternate version I would like to have heard:

“Well, to convert into units of YOU (aka younits), that would be 2 younits by 0.8 younits by 1.2 younits.  So that's a total volume of 1.92 cubic younits.”

But of course, nothing can improve on the line about getting nekkid to measure.

the real credit for that line goes to Mr Obvious Chick McGee

I feel Ive been blessed with a opportunity to actually use it

[afrozenfyre]

I think the crack here is a guy who has a 10 year old bike with 2 miles.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html

p.s. this is one of my favorite threads.

[KnightofNi]

I think the crack here is a guy who has a 10 year old bike with 2 miles.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html

p.s. this is one of my favorite threads.

the fact that he's posting it in the philly section and claiming he's in CT is what gets me.
nothing says scam like that.

[Monsterlover]

i just sent him the money.

that baby's allllll mine

[KnightofNi]

i just sent him the money.

that baby's allllll mine

let us know how long it takes to get the bike. 

[hcomp]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles


Lamborghini White!  0-60 in 2.5 seconds, Micro Bikini Fairing (Like a G-string? I thought it was just a bikini fairing...), TWO!! Aluminum Mufflers! -  I must have bought a duffer

[The Bearded Duc]

 
That's pretty fast!

[Grampa]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html

FYI   Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits

[Porsche Monkey]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html

FYI   Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits

Wow I have one of those I bought new on sale for $150. 

[NorDog]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles


Lamborghini White!  0-60 in 2.5 seconds, Micro Bikini Fairing (Like a G-string? I thought it was just a bikini fairing...), TWO!! Aluminum Mufflers! -  I must have bought a duffer

What's really strange is that "Lamborghini White" is the description listed under "title".  So, I guess the title is printed on white paper.

[The Bearded Duc]

http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html

FYI   Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits

I'm gonna go ahead and say it......The jacket looks a little big.