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aaronb
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #285 on:
April 06, 2010, 02:06:32 PM »
here's a deal, anyone need a spare 160 rear? 15 years old with a nail hole, only $50! sold sold sold!!!
http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/mcy/1679534061.html
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This was a spare for track days. Has a nail in it so will need to be patched. size is 160zr17 bridgestone battle ax bt50r radial tire new is about 175. 50 dollars cash only picked up in cudahy
tire wheel kawasaki honda yamaha suzuki
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SacDuc
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April 07, 2010, 12:15:13 PM »
South Milwaukee, Whitefish Bay, nothing stinks like Cudahy!
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April 07, 2010, 12:42:29 PM »
non moto related
I just sold a 10' x 4' x 6' dog kennel on craigslist this afternoon
the second call I got on it went like this
me. hello
lady. uh, yeah.... um I'm like uh, is this the dog guy?
me. yes, I have a dog kennel for sale
lady. uh..... how big is it (note.. this is the exact wording in the ad.... "Chain Link Dog Kennel. 10 feet long x 4 feet wide x 6 feet tall. swing out gate at one end. simple to erect as well as take down for easy transportation")
me. 10 x 4 x 6
lady. uh......... how big is that?
me. how tall are you?
lady. uh.... like 5'
me. well then, it's a foot taller that you and if you laid on the floor, it's twice as long as you..... but remember, you need to be naked when you take these measurements because everybody knows you will not get an accurate measurement with clothing on...... click
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NorDog
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 07, 2010, 12:56:46 PM »
Quote from: bobspapa on April 07, 2010, 12:42:29 PM
lady. uh..... how big is it (note.. this is the exact wording in the ad.... "Chain Link Dog Kennel. 10 feet long x 4 feet wide x 6 feet tall. swing out gate at one end. simple to erect as well as take down for easy transportation")
me. 10 x 4 x 6
lady. uh......... how big is that?
me. how tall are you?
lady. uh.... like 5'
me. well then, it's a foot taller that you and if you laid on the floor, it's twice as long as you..... but remember, you need to be naked when you take these measurements because everybody knows you will not get an accurate measurement with clothing on...... click
Alternate version I would like to have heard:
“Well, to convert into units of YOU (aka younits), that would be 2 younits by 0.8 younits by 1.2 younits. So that’s a total volume of 1.92 cubic younits.”
But of course, nothing can improve on the line about getting nekkid to measure.
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Grampa
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 07, 2010, 01:11:05 PM »
Quote from: NorDog on April 07, 2010, 12:56:46 PM
Alternate version I would like to have heard:
“Well, to convert into units of YOU (aka younits), that would be 2 younits by 0.8 younits by 1.2 younits. So that’s a total volume of 1.92 cubic younits.”
But of course, nothing can improve on the line about getting nekkid to measure.
the real credit for that line goes to Mr Obvious Chick McGee
I feel Ive been blessed with a opportunity to actually use it
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
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afrozenfyre
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 08, 2010, 06:10:30 PM »
I think the crack here is a guy who has a 10 year old bike with 2 miles.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html
p.s. this is one of my favorite threads.
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KnightofNi
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 09, 2010, 04:20:04 AM »
Quote from: afrozenfyre on April 08, 2010, 06:10:30 PM
I think the crack here is a guy who has a 10 year old bike with 2 miles.
http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/1681069641.html
p.s. this is one of my favorite threads.
the fact that he's posting it in the philly section and claiming he's in CT is what gets me.
nothing says scam like that.
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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Monsterlover
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Reply #292 on:
April 09, 2010, 04:36:39 AM »
i just sent him the money.
that baby's allllll mine
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KnightofNi
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 09, 2010, 05:25:00 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on April 09, 2010, 04:36:39 AM
i just sent him the money.
that baby's allllll mine
let us know how long it takes to get the bike.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
hcomp
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #294 on:
April 10, 2010, 09:20:40 PM »
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles
Lamborghini White! 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, Micro Bikini Fairing (Like a G-string? I thought it was just a bikini fairing...), TWO!! Aluminum Mufflers! - I must have bought a duffer
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The Bearded Duc
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 10, 2010, 09:55:01 PM »
That's pretty fast!
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 11, 2010, 04:55:00 AM »
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html
FYI Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits
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Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project.
So I went solo. -Me
Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
Porsche Monkey
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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Reply #297 on:
April 11, 2010, 06:14:04 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on April 11, 2010, 04:55:00 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html
FYI Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits
Wow I have one of those I bought new on sale for $150.
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
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NorDog
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 11, 2010, 06:28:49 AM »
Quote from: ryanracer on April 10, 2010, 09:20:40 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Ducati-Monster-Monster-696-Mint-Lamborghini-White_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem20b05dbeeaQQitemZ140397887210QQptZUSQ5fmotorcycles
Lamborghini White! 0-60 in 2.5 seconds, Micro Bikini Fairing (Like a G-string? I thought it was just a bikini fairing...), TWO!! Aluminum Mufflers! - I must have bought a duffer
What's really strange is that "Lamborghini White" is the description listed under "title". So, I guess the title is printed on white paper.
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Re: More Craigs List Crack Addicts
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April 11, 2010, 09:58:28 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on April 11, 2010, 04:55:00 AM
http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/mcy/1686583934.html
FYI Frank Thomas has a maternity line of jackets and one piece suits
I'm gonna go ahead and say it......The jacket looks a little big.
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