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Author Topic: More Craigs List Crack Addicts  (Read 634934 times)
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« Reply #375 on: May 12, 2010, 04:09:07 AM »
Is this a collector item?

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1736141281.html

Have a 1993 Kawasaki KLX 650 enduro bike, street legal and off road capable only 4000 miles on it runs good $3000 OBO or trade for two dirt bikes
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« Reply #376 on: May 12, 2010, 04:10:11 AM »
http://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/mcy/1732354491.html


SEXIEST NINJA FOR WOMEN - $4900 (PENN HILLS)

we might actually be buying this
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« Reply #377 on: May 12, 2010, 06:47:45 AM »
no moto related... but the missed connection section on CL is the funniest shit ever. laughingdp
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« Reply #378 on: May 12, 2010, 09:07:01 AM »


Not a crack addict but . . .

http://santabarbara.craigslist.org/mcy/1736696557.html


WANT!!


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« Reply #379 on: May 12, 2010, 09:20:44 AM »
Quote from: bobspapa on May 12, 2010, 06:47:45 AM
no moto related... but the missed connection section on CL is the funniest shit ever. laughingdp

when i'm bored i read that. it makes me feel better about myself too.
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Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #380 on: May 12, 2010, 02:45:00 PM »
http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1737999240.html
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #381 on: May 13, 2010, 01:05:05 AM »
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1737922169.html

I'm sure the rear tire is held on by duct tape but if it isn't someone needs to jump on this!
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« Reply #382 on: May 13, 2010, 03:49:06 AM »
 Why god? Why?
http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/mcy/1736586804.html
2003 ducati 999 all chrome it has 3212 miles on it very clean over $6000 in just chrome,new wheels,new tires,new chain,mad duck stablizer,cnc covers,new grips,LED lights hide a plate on the back for the better look.has all new brakes wave rotor and pads title in hand. it looks great the only all chrome ducati you will ever see. rides great super fast. if you have any questions please let me know. you can call me at 1-940-368-373 please i need to sale it asap

wasn't there a hayabusa out there he could have ruined instead?
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« Reply #383 on: May 13, 2010, 06:55:06 AM »
Quote from: duc750 on May 13, 2010, 01:05:05 AM
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/mcy/1737922169.html

I'm sure the rear tire is held on by duct tape but if it isn't someone needs to jump on this!
that is a scam, no questions asked.
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« Reply #384 on: May 13, 2010, 08:42:15 AM »
Quote from: 77south on May 13, 2010, 03:49:06 AM
wasn't there a hayabusa out there he could have ruined instead?
Be thankful that 999 doesn't have an extended swingarm and alien-themed air-brush paint job.  I doubt the designers of the hyabusa ever imagined what people would do to that bike.
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« Reply #385 on: May 19, 2010, 05:02:28 AM »
I realize it's not motorcyclish, but (via yousuckatcraigslist):

$1900 / 2br – WALLS DRIP WITH BLOOD, OVERPOWERING STENCH OF DEATH +nice view
Walls drip with blood, overpowering stench of death. High (14′) ceilings, MBR with sleeping loft, private library (books not included), 3 custom tile baths. Screams of the tormented & undead echo through the hills & waft thru the patio doors at night. Commercial kitchen with stainless freestanding sink & commercial range. Weird Gorgoroth thing in basement will suck the souls out of children & bury them in jars under the house, unless you leave peanut butter out for it to eat at night. Amazing top of hills view with patio doors in almost every room. Laundry machines, refrigerator, appliances all included in rent. Norwegian Satanic grindcore zombies frequently appear on the patio, but are easily frightened away with flashlights if they bother you.

* cats are OK – purrr
* dogs are OK – wooof
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« Reply #386 on: May 21, 2010, 02:30:56 AM »
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html
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Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 03:40:31 PM
if I had a vagina...I'd never leave the house
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« Reply #387 on: May 21, 2010, 05:20:29 AM »
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on May 21, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html


maybe he married his bike   laughingdp
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« Reply #388 on: May 21, 2010, 05:52:57 AM »
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on May 21, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html
thats a fvcking classic!!!
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« Reply #389 on: May 21, 2010, 06:00:28 AM »
Quote from: Porsche Monkey on May 21, 2010, 02:30:56 AM
Doood I don't think its the bikes fault

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/1751579618.html

So, is this guy selling the bike as some sort of birth control device?
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