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[nikkimonster]

original ROBO COP movie quote, " i'd buy that for a dollar"

[77south]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2530164119.html

68 triumph digger - $6000 (sauk city )
Date: 2011-08-04, 3:30PM CDT
Reply to: sale-g9u9n-2530164119@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
i have had this bike for 13 years and in that time it has got a one off frame, aftermarket springer front end and a 750 big bore with zero miles on the whole eng rebulid, it also has a joe hunt mag. i keep puting this poor bike on the back burner and doing other stuff. so i guess i will let this bike go to someone that wants to ride it and have one hell of a good time blowing away harleys. give me a call at 608 963 7949 or e-mail, with any ?. i may trade this bike so let me know what you have, but i am kinda looking for a pre 66 bug or a 4x4 ford ranger. but cash is best. there is no other bike like this out there and it is set up to be like the california diggers of the early 60's. back when you ride down to the track race all day and ride home. thanks for looking

    Location: sauk city
 

The description of what has been done to this triumph are bad enough but the pictures are heartbreaking.

[akmnstr]

There aught to be law against doing that to an old classic.  That is just awful.

[avizpls]

location: suck city.

[aaronb]

i was born in Sauk. 

and i think that bike could be pretty cool when completed. 

[Goat_Herder]

This one looks to be complete stock except for the tank - it's missing the Ducati logos but has the S2R off-center strip.  Weird.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2531822720.html

2006 Ducati 620 Monster Dark - $6500 (Lawrenceville)
 
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Date: 2011-08-09, 10:16PM EDT
 Reply to: sale-rxwva-2531822720@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

This is a 2006 Ducati 620 Monster Dark. This is the last of the 620 Monsters and has become a cult classic. The bike is in great condition. has been kept in a garage and has only been driven for 40 miles since purchased. As you can see from the pictures, the bike is very clean and there are no scratches. L-twin motor. A new battery is required; other than that, the bike is in running condition. Willing to negotiate on price. A motorcycle stand and 2 helmets are included.

[krolik]

This one looks to be complete stock except for the tank - it's missing the Ducati logos but has the S2R off-center strip.  Weird.

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/mcy/2531822720.html

And its about $2200 too expensive for a five year old bike w/40 miles that will need new belts and a service. Its been sitting for 5 years with no action, even if its been in the garage.

[muskrat]

take $1500 off for such a miserable paint job and ruining a classic
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html

[AJ]

take $1500 off for such a miserable paint job and ruining a classic
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html

Ahhh shit my eyes!

[OneWheelDrive]

"2001 duacti 996
clean title
27kmi
runs pretty good
serviced at buds recntly
512-709-7205"

Duacti???

[fastwin]

"runs pretty good"?? Not exactly an impressive comment to make when you are trying to sell a 996 with a God awful make the beast with two backsed up flame paint job. Isn't that paint job a felony crime in Texas?

[brackstone]

take $1500 off for such a miserable paint job and ruining a classic
http://austin.craigslist.org/mcy/2519777234.html

My god, can we burn it with fire? Or since it's made of fire will the paint job just get stronger and uglier?

[muskrat]

"runs pretty good"?? Not exactly an impressive comment to make when you are trying to sell a 996 with a God awful make the beast with two backsed up flame paint job. Isn't that paint job a felony crime in Texas?

yes.  after all, 8 have gone to the chair this year so far.......more to come. 

[aaronb]

umm that's a jeff gordon themed ducati.  wow. 

[Buckethead]

Dood...

Add stars and you've got Nate's bike.