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[The ModFather]

I had to share this one why would you do this to a Shoei helmet?   

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/mcy/2567918614.html

[the_Journeyman]

Found this in my local CL:

Ducati 860GT
http://asheville.craigslist.org/mcy/2568230861.html

JM

[BackMarker]

http://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/mcy/2575531135.html -

Ducati S2R 1000 Built To Desmo Spec - $11000

[Punx Clever]

Ducati S2R 1000 Built To Desmo Spec - $11000 (Oregon)


This bike has over $8,000 put into it, including... 355mm, 14.1 inches Full Big Brake Brembo Kit (stainless steel lines, calipers, rotors, pads, master cylinder, housing, levers) up-front. 255mm, 10 inches Big Brake Brembo Kit (stainless steel lines, calipers, rotors, pads, master cylinder, housing) in back. Carbon Fiber tank, (painted to look oem) Carbon fiber front fender, Forged aluminum Marchesini designed Brembo Wheels, BRAND NEW Pirelli Diablo CorsaIII tires, 848 single sided swing arm, Ohlins rear suspension, Showa Front suspension, Certified Ducati performance 520 chain and sprocket swap, Speedy moto open belt covers powder coated magnesium engine housing, Integrated LED tail light/turn signals with flash stop technology, Rizoma Dynamic mirrors Dealer tail chop, high temp Ferraci belts, All bolts have been swapped out for light weight stainless steel bolts, Nicholas Light-weight flywheel, Carbon Fiber Zard dual exhaust with catalytic converter delete, all emission and housing has removed, power commander tunes and re-mapped in the ball park of 130brhp/105ftlbstorque. Also considerable weight has been shed. MUCH MUCH MORE!!! YOU HAVE TO SEE, IT IS THE MEANEST AND BEST LOOKING NAKED BIKE OUT THERE. OH YEAH PIT BULL STAND FRONT AND REAR AND ONLY 2559K MILES ON IT!!! WAIT TILL YOU HEAR IT!!!


Dealer Specs: General information
Model: Ducati Monster S2R 1000
Year: 2007
Category: Naked bike
Displacement: 992.00 ccm (60.53 cubic inches)
Engine type: L2, four-stroke
Power: 103.87 HP (68.5 kW)) @ 8000 RPM
Torque: 94.10 Nm (9.6 kgf-m or 79.4 ft.lbs) @ 9600 RPM
Compression: 10.0:1
Fuel system: Injection. Marelli electronic fuel injection, 45 mm throttle body
Fuel control: Desmodromic valve control
Dry weight: 178.0 kg (372.4 pounds)

Carbon tank painted to match OEM... ok, maybee... but why? Seems fishy especially with the rest to follow.
Forged Aluminum wheels? Right... those look like the stockers.
848 swing arm? Nope. Stock s2r.
Powder-coated magnesium engine housing... maybee the sides are the mag pieces... but again, why? Seems fishy.
130 hp? Bwuahahahaha.  Last I checked it took crank, rods, pistons, cylinders, heads, cams, and ECU to hit 110-120 on a ds1000.  130 from a Power commander? The guys a joker!
Then in specs... 103 bhp... righhhht.

[Wingwalker]

Pitbull Stan is the brains of the operation.  Not a bad price if you consider the exchange rate on "Dallors"

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/mcy/2519875924.html


CROTHCROCKET/PITBULL STAN - $100 (GOODYEAR)
Date: 2011-08-21, 9:12PM MST
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
I HAVE A PITBULL STAN FOR A SPORTBIKE/CROTHCROCKET IN PERFECT WORKING CONDTION I AM ASKING 100.00 DALLORS FOR PLEASE CALL 623-932-4421 THANKS/ PLEASE NO E-MAILS ZX-6 ZX-7 ZX-9 ZX-10 ZX-11 ZX-12 ZX-14 SUZUKI DUCATI YAMAHA KAWASAKI HONDA TRIUMPH 500 929 954 919 748 848 1098 1198 KATANA CBR GSXR R1 R6 NINJA 250R

    * Location: GOODYEAR
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[Randimus Maximus]

I can't wait to pick that up for my Croth Crocket!

[mstevens]

Yep, henceforth my preferred term will be "CROTHCROCKET".

[TAftonomos]

Yep, henceforth my preferred term will be "CROTHCROCKET".

 

[NorDog]

Yep, henceforth my preferred term will be "CROTHCROCKET".

Croth Crocket is a guy.  Here's a pic of him with Pitbull Stan...

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[mstevens]

Croth Crocket is a guy.  Here's a pic of him with Pitbull Stan...

I did some Googling, and you're wrong. C. Roth was Davey's cousin, and Stan was his dog.

[toodlepip]

Carbon tank painted to match OEM... ok, maybee... but why? Seems fishy especially with the rest to follow.
Forged Aluminum wheels? Right... those look like the stockers.
848 swing arm? Nope. Stock s2r.
Powder-coated magnesium engine housing... maybee the sides are the mag pieces... but again, why? Seems fishy.
130 hp? Bwuahahahaha.  Last I checked it took crank, rods, pistons, cylinders, heads, cams, and ECU to hit 110-120 on a ds1000.  130 from a Power commander? The guys a joker!
Then in specs... 103 bhp... righhhht.

and I think it's an 800....looks like a wet clutch.

[77south]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2597530878.html

ninja kauasaky 2008 - $3000
Date: 2011-09-13, 8:52PM CDT
Reply to: sale-kd3up-2597530878@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi im sellim my motorcycle its in very good condicion its a fast motorcycle and im selling because i dont need it anymore the year is 2008 1150 miles if u are interested please give me a call at 608-395-5624 ull ove the bike

    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Mhanis]

http://madison.craigslist.org/mcy/2597530878.html

ninja kauasaky 2008 - $3000
Date: 2011-09-13, 8:52PM CDT
Reply to: sale-kd3up-2597530878@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hi im sellim my motorcycle its in very good condicion its a fast motorcycle and im selling because i dont need it anymore the year is 2008 1150 miles if u are interested please give me a call at 608-395-5624 ull ove the bike

    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Somebody HAS to contact this guys and see if he really is that illiterate, or just drunk when he posted.

[akmnstr]

Somebody HAS to contact this guys and see if he really is that illiterate, or just drunk when he posted.

I see lots of poorly written ads.  Could it be our education system?  I don't intend to get political, but ya gotta have skills to survive in the 21st century.   

[MikeZ]

I see lots of poorly written ads.  Could it be our education system?  I don't intend to get political, but ya gotta have skills to survive in the 21st century.  

Have you been outside lately?
The stupid people seem to be doing just fine and doing their best to take over the world.

*fixed