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« Reply #810 on: November 04, 2010, 11:21:36 AM »

I hate wait for GSP to kick his ass. You would think that if you got caught in a gijotine (sp?) the first time, you would try to defend it the second time. Not much of a wrestler that goes in there with his head under his arm instead of the other guy's chest.

+1. I can't wait till GSP kicks his ass via man-rape of death. The funny part is I actually dislike the shit out of GSP, I believe that Carlos Condit will be the one to take that belt from him.

I find myself fast forwarding through the episodes to the fights and training sessions. I just wish they actually showed ore training, less stupid Kos drama.
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« Reply #811 on: November 04, 2010, 01:11:51 PM »

Anyone catch TUF?  Kos is s Dick!

Funny..my wife just asked when Dana is going to have Lesnar coach?  There's a thought!

here you go, for your Kos hating pleasure

http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-book-insults-just-ufc/
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« Reply #812 on: November 04, 2010, 06:37:08 PM »

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« Reply #813 on: November 04, 2010, 09:04:59 PM »

Hahahahaha!

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« Reply #814 on: November 04, 2010, 09:10:59 PM »

I like this one:

"Josh, is your penis so used to making people unhappy that the pain of others is the only thing that can coax it out?"
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« Reply #815 on: November 04, 2010, 09:26:32 PM »

Seanbaby is the shit, a couple more that I found hilarious:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/worst-life-ever-the-story-of-kazuyuki-fujitas-skull/

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-eight-oh-shit-moments-in-mma/
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« Reply #816 on: November 20, 2010, 10:28:19 PM »

I wish I didn't decide to sit this one out.  I would've loved to have seen Penn finish Hughes so fast!!  21 seconds?!  Shocked

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« Reply #817 on: November 21, 2010, 07:14:53 AM »

I wish I didn't decide to sit this one out.  I would've loved to have seen Penn finish Hughes so fast!!  21 seconds?!  Shocked

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It was good, but you didn't miss much apart from that. Rampage/Machida was kinda boring and highlighted why I think the UFC's scoring system is make the beast with two backsed up.
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« Reply #818 on: November 21, 2010, 05:16:49 PM »

It's similar to boxing where judges can see completely different fights. It's completely subjective. The Rampage/Machida fight was a snoozer. When Machida took Rampage down I thought he would destroy him with his BJJ. Instead he took forever to pass to half guard and then mount. It's almost like he wanted it to go to a decision.
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« Reply #819 on: December 11, 2010, 08:45:43 PM »

Joe "Glass Chin" Stevenson. Why was Thiago's fight the first of the man card?
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« Reply #820 on: December 11, 2010, 09:59:13 PM »

Jacked up. I am loving the Koz getting his ass kicked.
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« Reply #821 on: December 12, 2010, 09:56:53 AM »

A submission with the rear naked choke was the icing on the cake after The Ultimate Fighter results.  How many fights were finished that way?!  Too bad Kos not out both times but that eye!!!  GSP punished him!
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« Reply #822 on: December 12, 2010, 11:09:43 AM »

Crap I missed this one

Is it anywhere online?

Koz sucks. I was hoping he got pounded
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« Reply #823 on: December 12, 2010, 01:14:55 PM »

There's a site in this thread about 20 pages back that has all UFC fights. It should be there.
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« Reply #824 on: December 12, 2010, 03:54:50 PM »

www.mmatko.com should have the fights. It was one of the better cards I've seen in a while.
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