UFC/MMA (...SPOILERS WILL BE POSTED)

[Vindingo]

This is a bit off topic, but I know a bunch of people here wrestled and I thought this was hilarious.  I wrestled for 11 years and yes, things get grabbed... but sexual assault?  Who knows...

http://video.foxnews.com/v/4453513/wrestling-move-leads-to-sexual-assault-charge/?playlist_id=87937

I know it happens in all types of grappling... the kid probably should have just cracked the proctologist in the face, told him to stop sticking his fingers in his ass and that would be it.   The problem with these kinds of sports is that if the kid is kicking your ass when you are wrestling, doing bjj or judo... there is a good chance he will kick your ass in a fight too.  You've got to hope that you get your shot in, and people are there to break it up. 

Your father goes on the news explaining how you got bullied... you're not getting laid the rest of highschool. 

[duccarlos]

I have no recollection of ever getting a colonoscopy (sp?) on the mat.

[Vindingo]

I have no recollection of ever getting a colonoscopy (sp?) on the mat.

I guess the people I wrestled with were dirty...  a buddy of mine was proud of his "asshole ride"  a 1 on 1 arm bar on one side and checking the oil with his other hand.  A coach of mine was also fond of the 1 on 1 with your other forearm in the guys ass/crotch.  A little squeeze of the berries and the guy would flatten out real quick.

Personally, I can't really remember getting my oil checked either, nor was I enthusiastic enough to actually do it.  Most of the guys that went on to wrestle D-1 were a bit off and did crazy shit.   

[duccarlos]

My berries have been squeeze, elbowed and otherwise mishandled will on the mat, most times unintentionally.

[dropstharockalot]

...aaaaaaaand this I why I don't grapple.  I much prefer to keep my martial arts instruction and rectal invasions separated, thank you.

It just makes it that much easier at tax time.

[duccarlos]

A good well rounded martial artist should be able to defend themselves in any situation. I think I'll be trying out Krav next. So that you also understand, this is not "normal" behavior. If it happens, it's mostly accidental, like when getting kicked in the balls when practicing inside leg kicks.

[dropstharockalot]

UFC 125 predictions?

I'm woried about Maynard laying on Edgar for the whole five-rounder, so I'm pulling for action in the Vera and Stamm fights.

[El Matador]

UFC 125 predictions?

I'm woried about Maynard laying on Edgar for the whole five-rounder, so I'm pulling for action in the Vera and Stamm fights.

I'm gonna go out on a huge limb and say this one goes the. Full 5 rounds . Taking Edgar by UD. He has much improved since the first fight. The amount of weight that Grey cuts is ridiculous, I'vre read he walks around at 190 and is at 180+ come fight night. He is gonna be much bigger and stronger than frankie, but I believe frankie will pick him apart with his stick and move style.

As for Vera, couldn't care less, he's gonna lose this one convincingly and get cut.

The Stann fight should be good, if only for a very brawling type of fight. I hate Leben, but I can't deny the guy is entertaining to watch. Hopefully Stann can find his range early for a TKO. The longer this fight goes on, the more the percentages swing in favoUr of Leben. I'm gonna go ahead and say either 2rd Stann finish (probably TKO) or 3 round leben finish.

[El Matador]

Oh and, please god, for everything that is holy, please let us see Diaz get the thug knocked out of him.

[djrashonal]

Oh and, please god, for everything that is holy, please let us see Diaz get the thug knocked out of him.

agreed.....he just pisses me off, but not in the "wow he's a good shit talker and a good fighter" way, he pisses me off in the "im a douchebag not really fighting any great fighters so I can keep saying I have a great record" way

[El Matador]

agreed.....he just pisses me off, but not in the "wow he's a good shit talker and a good fighter" way, he pisses me off in the "im a douchebag not really fighting any great fighters so I can keep saying I have a great record" way

My thoughts exactly.

All he has is that pussy ass jab and a decent jitz. But its not even good jitz like oliveira or maia. Just decent. He really pisses me off

[IZ]

My thoughts exactly.

All he has is that pussy ass jab and a decent jitz. But its not even good jitz like oliveira or maia. Just decent. He really pisses me off

agreed!

[El Matador]

That has got to be one of the better cards in recent memory. Holy shit that was awesome.

The Edgar-Maynard fight was incredible. Frankie just made himself a fan for life.  I agree with the draw, I had it:

Rd 1 10-8 M
Rd 2 10-9 E
Rd3 10-9 M
Rd4 10-9 E
Rd 5 10-9 E

God that was awesome. The. Stann KO was the shit, and seeing Diaz lose was the cherry on top

I wonder what this is gonna do to the title picture in the Lw div. Its so freaking tangled...

[IZ]

didn't even realize it was on tonight. 

What's that site I can watch the fights on right now?

mmafights.com? 

[El Matador]

didn't even realize it was on tonight. 

What's that site I can watch the fights on right now?

mmafights.com? 

I usually watch them on mma-core.com

but it takes a day or so for them to get uploaded