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Author Topic: Understanding the Turbo Encabulator  (Read 1801 times)
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Baa-daa-BING!


« on: October 14, 2009, 12:51:51 PM »

http://www.break.com/index/understanding-the-turbo-encabulator.html#id1445369

Is easier said than done.  Service Techs rejoice, someone speaks your language.
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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 02:05:47 PM »

That's absolutely flawless!  applause
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 03:45:07 PM »

I just got back from the dentist and my head feelings like a mellon-ball. That all made perfect sense until the Novocaine started warring off.
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 03:50:49 PM »

...that will perform no other function than to raise the billable hours of the service department.


ROFLMAO!!!!

Damn that's classic.  laughingdp
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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 06:08:55 PM »

Yeah, if you've ever sat through one of these it's damn funny.
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 06:35:13 PM »

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp
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« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 08:31:51 PM »

Rockwell Automation also dabbled in the exciting field of encabulators a couple years ago.


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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 05:50:15 AM »

Too good.  I guess my certification as a Turbo Encabulator Sr. Tech. is shot.  Back to school...
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 06:25:36 AM »

So confused...

Is this real? They have the real corporate logos..

Is this confusion feeling the result of reading too many BARF threads?
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 07:47:40 AM »

It's confused feel BARF as of too readed OK logosed.
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This thing sounds broken...


« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 08:35:25 AM »

That all makes perfect sense! Obviously, none of you have ever been bored enough to actually read military tech manuals cover to cover!
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 09:39:02 AM »

That all makes perfect sense! Obviously, none of you have ever been bored enough to actually read military tech manuals cover to cover!

Yep. Only the military could take something as simple as "Nuts and bolts" and turn them into "Paired Spiral Coupling Hexaform compression units"
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 04:02:40 PM »

That all makes perfect sense! Obviously, none of you have ever been bored enough to actually read military tech manuals cover to cover!

I used to have a couple of manuals that I was required to have, and know all about for the C-130
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