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Started by KnightofNi, October 15, 2009, 08:05:21 AM

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Popeye the Sailor

#60
October 17, 2009, 08:09:41 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 17, 2009, 06:27:08 AM
you never know. you might have.

look for a 6 ft tall redhead with large breasts and a somewhat faded british accent (it was much thicker when she fist moved here 13 yrs ago)

Hell, I've been looking for one for years.
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Monsterlover

#61
October 17, 2009, 09:33:32 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 17, 2009, 04:49:51 AM
i have no pics of her in the costume.  :-[

just search the internets for boobies. :P

We know.

We want you to put up the pictures for us

;D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

#62
October 19, 2009, 06:43:12 PM



All you need are some tuna cans now!   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

#63
October 19, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 19, 2009, 06:43:12 PM

All you need are some tuna cans now!   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

i dont' get it... :-[
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Rameses

#64
October 19, 2009, 08:50:58 PM
Quote from: alfisti on October 19, 2009, 06:43:12 PM

All you need are some tuna cans now!   [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



Wow.

That is soo make the beast with two backsed up!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


IZ

#65
October 19, 2009, 09:30:32 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on October 19, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
i dont' get it... :-[


Where's a link for shortbus?  ^^^


He's the ex-baseball player who had is head cryogenically frozen here in AZ. 

A tuna can frozen to his severed head. 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

metallimonster

#66
October 20, 2009, 06:18:52 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on October 16, 2009, 07:40:20 PM
One of my favorite jokes is to pin a dollar bill under my chin and ask "Who am I?"

I have yet to have anyone answer correctly: Christopher Reeve at a strip club.

My buddy got a Superman Costume and a wheel chair last year.  Pretty hilarious.

My favorite costume of all time was a "Blind Gynocolgist"  I put on scrubs and dark glasses and had a sign that said I read lips.  Also got a hold of a speculum.  Walking around Athens OH during a huge Halloween party I got a lot of dirty looks from hot chicks.  Probably didn't help that I was drunk and screaming "Who wants a free pap smear?"
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Slide Panda

#67
October 20, 2009, 06:31:37 AM
That's pretty damn funny.
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Monsterlover

#68
October 20, 2009, 07:16:55 AM
This isn't the best picture I could find of this but. . .

this is what I've always wanted to do (but haven't had a chance to yet)



;D

Alternatively, I thought this was quite creative:

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Triple J

#69
October 20, 2009, 10:04:01 AM
My wife is pregnant. We wanted to go as a priest and nun.  ;D

She's due extremely close to Halloween though, so no party for us.   [thumbsup] :'(

KnightofNi

#70
October 20, 2009, 10:20:27 AM
Quote from: Triple J on October 20, 2009, 10:04:01 AM
My wife is pregnant. We wanted to go as a priest and nun.  ;D

She's due extremely close to Halloween though, so no party for us.   [thumbsup] :'(

a couple did that last year at the party i went to...it's always a crowd favorite.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

rockbender

#71
October 20, 2009, 10:50:24 AM
My wife is due in early Nov. as well... I'm going as the high school quarterback and she's the prom queen.  We're just hoping we have time to change before she goes into labor!

Rob Hilding

#72
October 20, 2009, 01:33:21 PM
Many years ago, I went as a box of Monistat 7.

The ex was a yeast infection (maybe she still is rim shot!)

The only issue was cutting a hole in the box so I could hold a beer.

Desmosedici - it's the new Paso (except the bodywork doesn't fit as well)

redxblack

#73
October 20, 2009, 04:26:18 PM
I'm going as a P.A.G.A.N. from the 1987 film Dragnet.

My son is going as Abraham Lincoln w/ bullet wounds. He's just waiting for people to tell him it's tasteless so he can ask "too soon?"

djrashonal

#74
October 20, 2009, 05:41:45 PM
Quote from: Grifo on October 16, 2009, 12:02:00 PM
With a group of friends we are doing the Boondock Saints, So far we have Murphy, Connor, Rocco and Il Duce.   

Are you guys gonna go see the Second one on halloween dressed like that? it comes out on the 31st, right?
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