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« on: October 16, 2009, 02:50:50 PM »

too bad it aint for the garage.

turns out I have sleep apnea and I have to wear that retarded cpap mask




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« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2009, 03:00:34 PM »

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sorry to hear about your apnea
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« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2009, 03:16:27 PM »

Just get the one for the garage. you might as well sleep out there too.  cheeky
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« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2009, 03:30:30 PM »

You'll feel a lot better.

My dad and his 2 brothers + 1 sister all have cpap masks and they all say it's like night and day.

I have it too I think.  The sleep center said no, but I think they're just trying to steal my awake-o-gens.

No wait.

They're trying to prevent my nap centers from functioning.

See my latest post in drunk thread.

that is all

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« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2009, 04:51:47 PM »

Here are a few interesting articles on sleep apnea and one of my favorite instruments. Maybe it will lead you down a different path than the pessimistic one we are always handed by the medical community. Who knows?
http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266
http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2009, 04:54:57 PM »

Ummm... you know that you don't have to put it on until you're going to go to sleep, right?  Grin

Hope it helps ya!  chug
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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2009, 05:45:34 PM »

Bob....I am your fathaaa.....

Wonder if those masks make the average goon sleep better. If so, I'm there.........
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« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2009, 07:07:11 PM »

Here are a few interesting articles on sleep apnea and one of my favorite instruments. Maybe it will lead you down a different path than the pessimistic one we are always handed by the medical community. Who knows?
http://www.laoutback.com/images/parts/SnoringPopUp.html
http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/332/7536/266
http://sleep-disorders.suite101.com/article.cfm/sleep_apnea_and_didgeridoos


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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2009, 05:43:40 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2009, 07:08:33 AM »

Can you hook the compressor up to your penis pump? It might save time.
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2009, 10:52:39 AM »

this is one of those new medical terms/technologies/treatments that i confess to not understand....

is it something that has just started happening in the last 20 years, or is it just that spouses are getting less tolerant?
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« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2009, 12:29:25 PM »

Can you hook the compressor up to your penis pump? It might save time.

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« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2009, 01:29:12 PM »

This is how lm sees me now

Better than this:


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« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2009, 01:30:35 PM »

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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2009, 05:27:41 PM »

no penis pump for me.... I'm old school

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