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how to change oil (NSFW)
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Next time I'm riding to France to change my oil
NSFW
How To Change Your Oil
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Great teamwork..and I think I'll overlook the fact they forgot to oil the gasket on the oil filter.
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Boy, now I don't feel so bad for noticing that when she tightened the drain bolt it was turning counter clockwise.
Well, unless those crazy euro cars have LH threads
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Oil filter?
Hot blondes and used motor oil, ooooh la la!
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