Insanely Stupid or Awesome....

Started by Monster Dave, October 26, 2009, 02:36:17 PM

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A.B

awesome.  and not that it matters, but I think this was a shoot for a magazine.

derby

Quote from: Dan on October 27, 2009, 01:22:01 AM
He decided it's more fun than crashin'    ;D

how do you think he crashed?  ;D
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Monster Dave

Quote from: bobspapa on October 26, 2009, 04:43:30 PM
pizza delivery guy



Ohhhh the pain...ohhhh the agony....that poor bike!!!  :-[

Grampa

oh the poor pie    [laugh]

I like the drippy cheese on the air intakes   [laugh]
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ducatiz

Quote from: bobspapa on October 27, 2009, 07:16:27 AM
oh the poor pie    [laugh]

I like the drippy cheese on the air intakes   [laugh]

the bike ate the pizza and passed out
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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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Monster Dave

I'm going to take a guess and say that the car rear ended him and spun him around. That might explain why the damage all appears to be on the right side while the bike is on the wrong side of the lane facing a car with damage and shows no damage to the front fender (apart from the side that hit the ground).

I bet the guy who hit him (if he did rear end the bike) had a heart attack when he learned how much that bike cost!!!

KnightofNi

RE the original pic.

that got posted on my locals forum. i do like the fact that he's doing it with that bike

my original comment:

Quotei think it's funny.


there is also a part of me that hopes he dropped it and had to pay out the ass to repair it.
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Grampa

Quote from: Monster Dave on October 27, 2009, 07:33:27 AM
I'm going to take a guess and say that the car rear ended him and spun him around. That might explain why the damage all appears to be on the right side while the bike is on the wrong side of the lane facing a car with damage and shows no damage to the front fender (apart from the side that hit the ground).

I bet the guy who hit him (if he did rear end the bike) had a heart attack when he learned how much that bike cost!!!

http://www.motorcyclistonline.com/motorcycle_humor/122_0904_ducati_desmosedici_accident/index.html


Last Page is not known for its up-to-the-minute breaking news. After all, this is print. We went to press while George Bush was still in office. The first George Bush. But once in a while we get a sizzling story that simply has to be fast-tracked into the magazine post-haste. And so it is with this oven-fresh bulletin from our esteemed European Correspondent, Alan Cathcart. Sir Al takes up the story...

"It was an expensive lunch. Rather than walk up the road or hop in a car to grab a bite for himself and his mates at the Ducati factory in Bologna, one of the workers there jumped on a bike to go pick up a margherita grande with extra cheese. Not just any bike, either-but a Desmosedici RR, one of the $72,500, 990cc MotoGP race replicas, not best known for having acres of space on which to secure a pizza box.

"The car he front-ended wasn't too badly damaged, but the Desmo definitely came off second best when it was decked on its side, quite apart from being covered with melted mozzarella cheese-look closely, and you can see the strands dripping to the ground."

Talk about a pizza with everything...it's enough to make you lose your appetite!
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

kingbaby

NO, please, it can't be the riders fault, it just can't, it's alway the person in the car,right?

Make the voices go away!

Maybe he was wheelieing & holding the pie in one hand  [laugh]
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arai_speed

Quote from: A.B on October 27, 2009, 03:28:09 AM
awesome.  and not that it matters, but I think this was a shoot for a magazine.

I concur - saw the pic in a custom sport bike mag while at the syore a couple weeks ago.  Can't remember the name of the magazine.


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