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Author Topic: Think I found the thief whole took my bike....what should I do with them....  (Read 3086 times)
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« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2009, 08:36:34 PM »
Quote from: Jukie on October 29, 2009, 11:44:40 AM
oohhh yeh i forgot to tell you guys and i have had a boob job too


SHOW ME!! SHOW ME!!   cheeky Evil Grin
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« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2009, 08:38:10 PM »
Quote from: CairnsDuc on October 29, 2009, 02:39:02 PM
As mentioned above, she really needs to be put over your knee and given a damn good spanking.

And if not that, I can think of something involving a french tickler, a chimp and 2 Gallons of warm Custard!  cheeky



And dont forget the feather duster!!!  Grin  Or if you are feeling REALLY kinky, use the whole chook.  Evil waytogo


Ve hef vays of making you talk, fraulein!  Evil Evil Evil
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« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2009, 10:48:08 PM »
hmmm i sure you have dragon
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« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2009, 11:33:00 PM »
Quote from: Spider on October 29, 2009, 10:56:33 AM
Bazz, I'm not punching above my weight there mate, I'm one gorgeous guy!  waytogo
 
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 02:31:25 AM »
boob jobs suck.

seriously

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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2009, 10:44:09 AM »
Quote from: Spider on October 30, 2009, 02:31:25 AM
boob jobs suck.

seriously

 Huh?

Did it hurt too much?

Or did it change your personality?

Did you think people lost respect for you?
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« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2009, 11:05:55 AM »
ooo, i bet the seat is very nasty gonna need a good scrubbing..
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2009, 01:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Betty on October 30, 2009, 10:44:09 AM
Did it hurt too much?

Or did it change your personality?

Did you think people lost respect for you?

I'm used to being used as a sex object, women have been doing it to me for years.  Cry
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« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2009, 09:29:56 PM »
Spider if you catch that girlie thief...

Tie her up and treat her like a farm animal or just go medieval on her. waytogo

As for boob jobs...  I'm with you.   Never seen good one vomit

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« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2009, 09:34:12 PM »
So ita does that mean you would like too see a good one
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« Reply #25 on: October 31, 2009, 09:40:28 PM »
Quote from: Jukie on October 31, 2009, 09:34:12 PM
So ita does that mean you would like too see a good one

Let me think about that....   YES PLEASE   cheeky   

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« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2009, 07:03:48 PM »
Nice boots!  Cheesy
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2009, 09:05:10 PM »
Yawn....
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