Anti-terrorist bear

[ducatiz]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/8339549.stm#

[Oldfisti]

can prevent terrorism.

[NAKID]

That's some funny shit right there!

[Porsche Monkey]

 

[Bun-bun]

Note to self: be extremely polite to people in village of Mandora.

[Grampa]

In England Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world.

[El Matador]

In England Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world.

Quit bogarting that joint man!

[ducatiz]

In England Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poison_dart_frog

i think a bear is better

"Help prevent forest fires, or I WILL EAT YOUR ASS!"

[Oldfisti]

In England Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, al-right. Maybe he'll come near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I'm pretty sure I'd have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damn sure used to air. Then I can observe him, and he won't be doing much in his 16 ounce world.

[herm]

ok,....first thing.
its Smokey Bear. not Smokey THE Bear. he has no middle name.
second thing...
he is  responsible for most of the catastrophic wildfires in the US today.
except in Southern California...its mostly arson there.

[Howie]

ok,....first thing.
its Smokey Bear. not Smokey THE Bear. he has no middle name.
second thing...
he is  responsible for most of the catastrophic wildfires in the US today.
except in Southern California...its mostly arson there.

Though I do believe you, could you explain?

[Kopfjäger]

ok,....first thing.
its Smokey Bear. not Smokey THE Bear. he has no middle name.

[Buckethead]

Oh SNAP!

He totally just went there.

[herm]

Smokey Bear

[herm]

Though I do believe you, could you explain?

Smokey has been advertising the false belief that humans can stop wildfires from happening since his conception.