Bulldozer Hooliganism...

[desmoquattro]

lil known bp fact....


I got a front-end loader airborn once


I shit myself as soon as it stopped bouncing 

I don't think them Duke Boys 'r' gonna make it...
--- Waylon Jennings

[Grampa]

I was taking a volvo powered unit over to get fueled up. The fuel was at another location, about two blocks from the jobsite, so I decided to cruise over and fill'er up. The thing was slow off the line (as expected), so, everywhere you went, you just put your foot to the floor when starting from a dead stop. I was stopped at a stop light, and had to cross a major intersection. I was about 5 cars back, with a couple of cars behind me, so when the light changed, I floored it, so as not to hold up the cars behind me. By the time I got to the intersection I was go'n about 35, when I hit the crown in the middle of the intersection. Because there is no suspension on the thing, just tire pressure... I launched, and bounced across the rest of the intersection.

[NAKID]

I was taking a volvo powered unit over to get fueled up. The fuel was at another location, about two blocks from the jobsite, so I decided to cruise over and fill'er up. The thing was slow off the line (as expected), so, everywhere you went, you just put your foot to the floor when starting from a dead stop. I was stopped at a stop light, and had to cross a major intersection. I was about 5 cars back, with a couple of cars behind me, so when the light changed, I floored it, so as not to hold up the cars behind me. By the time I got to the intersection I was go'n about 35, when I hit the crown in the middle of the intersection. Because there is no suspension on the thing, just tire pressure... I launched, and bounced across the rest of the intersection.

That would have been FUN! Again, once the bouncing stopped...

[Grampa]

because they turn at the center..... all I was focused on was keeping the thing straight as it bounced.

[Ash]

I was taking a volvo powered unit over to get fueled up. The fuel was at another location, about two blocks from the jobsite, so I decided to cruise over and fill'er up. The thing was slow off the line (as expected), so, everywhere you went, you just put your foot to the floor when starting from a dead stop. I was stopped at a stop light, and had to cross a major intersection. I was about 5 cars back, with a couple of cars behind me, so when the light changed, I floored it, so as not to hold up the cars behind me. By the time I got to the intersection I was go'n about 35, when I hit the crown in the middle of the intersection. Because there is no suspension on the thing, just tire pressure... I launched, and bounced across the rest of the intersection.

iono why, but that image has me crackin up still...   

[minkman]

The image of you bouncing through an intersection just makes me smile. 

I can only image how puckered your sphincter was.

[Grampa]

kinda like  a looooow speed headshake

[Airborne]

Thats not Bulldozer Hooliganism.....


THIS IS BULLDOZER HOOLIGANISM

KILLDOZER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24n77GgRtrw&feature=related



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killdozer_%28bulldozer%29

NOW THIS DESERVES ITS OWN BULLDOZER HOOLIGANISM THREAD!!!

[Kaveh]

This just in:

HobokenHooligan PAWNZ desmoquattro in Bulldozer Hooliganism threadz!!!!

[KnightofNi]

This just in:
HobokenHooligan PAWNZ desmoquattro in Bulldozer Hooliganism threadz!!!!

how much did he get for him?

[Kaveh]

how much did he get for him?

7 strips of Bacon