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Author Topic: Where the hell is Mom?  (Read 16192 times)
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« on: May 26, 2008, 06:37:49 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 09:36:08 PM »
a) he fell into the fish pond and drowned - lowest probability
2) he is hanging out over at TOB - low probability
III) he actually has a life - j/k Grin
four) he was seriously disappointed by the behavior of folks with regard to TOB, and he is on strike - moderate possibility
e) his computer is broken - most likely

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 12:22:05 AM »
<stumbles into the room>

<shits on maurice's bed>

where am I?

and who are all you people?

has anyone seen my sock?
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 05:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 12:22:05 AM
<stumbles into the room>

<shits on maurice's bed>

where am I?

and who are all you people?

has anyone seen my sock?



I had him chained to my bed.



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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 05:40:14 AM »
I was warm and happy

can I go back?
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 05:42:03 AM »
Giggle. Only if you're good.  Grin
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 05:49:07 AM »
Quote from: JBubble on May 27, 2008, 05:42:03 AM
Giggle. Only if you're good.  Grin

damn

I don't wanna be
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 07:25:40 AM »

i dont get it.
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 07:37:53 AM »
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 07:25:40 AM
i dont get it.



I pooped on your bed
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 07:57:17 AM »
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 07:37:53 AM
I pooped on your bed

When I was sleeping?

Did you get any on Cierra?
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 08:06:53 AM »
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 07:57:17 AM
When I was sleeping?

Did you get any on Cierra?



she told me to do it
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 08:18:18 AM »
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:06:53 AM
she told me to do it

My mom did?
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 08:33:15 AM »
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:18:18 AM
My mom did?



Cierra is your mom?

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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2008, 08:35:07 AM »
Quote from: Mother on May 27, 2008, 08:33:15 AM
Cierra is your mom?

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she is going to be a mom, but your my current mother.  btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2008, 08:39:19 AM »
Quote from: Visolara on May 27, 2008, 08:35:07 AM
she is going to be a mom, but your my current mother.  btw - Im thirsty, you still lactating?



that is seriously make the beast with two backsed up dewd

you're not right in your head

I am your mother

go take a time out
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