Words cannot express the stupid....

Started by roy-nexus-6, November 10, 2009, 04:04:59 PM

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He Man

Quote from: MrIncredible on November 11, 2009, 01:39:33 PM
Ask me about time dilation-I dare ya.  [evil]


If a 620 was moving at near the speed of light, and another 620 zipped by also indicating near the speed of light, how fast does one bike see the other?  8)

KnightofNi

Quote from: He Man on November 12, 2009, 09:39:53 AM

If a 620 was moving at near the speed of light, and another 620 zipped by also indicating near the speed of light, how fast does one bike see the other?  8)

the slower bike will see the faster bike as moving at the speed of light.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

He Man

what if both bikes had a rear warp nacelle and moved at the speed of light?

NAKID

Didn't Einstein theorize that it was impossible for matter to travel at the sped of light? Faster or slower, yes, but not AT the speed of light?
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KnightofNi

Quote from: He Man on November 12, 2009, 09:49:16 AM
what if both bikes had a rear warp nacelle and moved at the speed of light?

are they on a treadmill?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

mstevens

Quote from: Mr. Exact on November 12, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
Didn't Einstein theorize that it was impossible for matter to travel at the sped of light? Faster or slower, yes, but not AT the speed of light?

I don't believe Einstein ever theorized that anything could travel faster than the speed of light.
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NAKID

Quote from: mstevens on November 12, 2009, 08:13:21 PM
I don't believe Einstein ever theorized that anything could travel faster than the speed of light.

Woops, nope. This is it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scharnhorst_effect
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Goat_Herder

She is not just crazy, she is mathematically challenged.  I damn nearly fell off my chair at 2:00.  WTF?!?!?!  Einstein is rolling over in his grave!
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Goat_Herder

#69
I lasted till 2:30 and I have to turn it off.  Einstein's General Theory of Relatively and the equation of E=MC^2 was meant to demonstrate how much energy is stored in mass, dispite of how small the mass might seem.  It doesn't matter how insignificant the mass is, it is multiplied by the speed of light, SQUARED.  A small mass would have a tremendous amount of energy.  MAKE THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKSING STUPID PREGNANT DOG!


UPDATE: I just realized that the points in my post were probaby mentioned in previous posts.  But I got so PO'ed at this dumb pregnant dog that I jumped right to "reply" without reading the entire thread.
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