Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream...

[DY]

I had the most vivid dream last night I was in the carribean swimming with sea turtles.

It was make the beast with two backsing awesome.

I have that dream every weekend.  Except, its real!  I live in the caribbean and swim with effin sea turtles!

[angler]

I had one of the strangest dreams this last week as well.

I was at a bar with a bunch of old, old friends.  A lot of other trivial stuff happened, but the weird part was I fell asleep in my dream, at the bar, and then woke back up in the bar the next morning, undressed, with a blanket over me.  I have never fallen asleep in a dream before....

I chalked it up to codeine cough syrup, although I have a lot of vivid dreams anyway.

[Johnny OrganDonor]

The jarring, impersonal reality of post-modern American existence. You see, the "everyone's-a-celebrity" world of so-called 'reality television' has left us with a feeling of inadequacy to the task and blah blah blah art critic mumbo-jumbo blah blah......

Or perhaps, it could represent a more primal manifestation of sublimation in a phallocentric Freudian context expressed by deep seated anxiety:

"I get really worried that the drop-dead gorgeous 20-something girl who lives nearby might come by and think this is MY bike and I'll have to explain why it's got a lawnmower engine in it."

In actuality, the subject may be overcome by his fixation and fail to embrace and actualize his own mulching prowess.  It's a classic internal conflict of id v. superego; however, the introduction of the congressman does reveal a subtext of perversion.

[KnightofNi]

Or perhaps, it could represent a more primal manifestation of sublimation in a phallocentric Freudian context expressed by deep seated anxiety:

"I get really worried that the drop-dead gorgeous 20-something girl who lives nearby might come by and think this is MY bike and I'll have to explain why it's got a lawnmower engine in it."

In actuality, the subject may be overcome by his fixation and fail to embrace and actualize his own mulching prowess.  It's a classic internal conflict of id v. superego; however, the introduction of the congressman does reveal a subtext of perversion.

when did putting mulch down come into the dream? 

[Johnny OrganDonor]

when did putting mulch down come into the dream? 

Note that the subject identifies the tiny engine, that he is afraid to reveal, as a lawnmower engine not just a small motorcycle engine.  This is highly significant, suggesting a latent desire to explore alternatives (mulching) that are more suited to a demented psyche.  Electroshock therapy is clearly indicated.

[KnightofNi]

Note that the subject identifies the tiny engine, that he is afraid to reveal, as a lawnmower engine not just a small motorcycle engine.  This is highly significant, suggesting a latent desire to explore alternatives (mulching) that are more suited to a demented psyche.  Electroshock therapy is clearly indicated.

i feel that mulching is a stretch. maybe the lawnmower engine inside of a powerful bike is more indicative of the fear that he is losing his hair and is afraid to cut it.

[Johnny OrganDonor]

i feel that mulching is a stretch. maybe the lawnmower engine inside of a powerful bike is more indicative of the fear that he is losing his hair and is afraid to cut it.

I'm relying on authoritative Wikipedia literature that concludes that we must assume the most antisocial outcome; hence, mulching rather than simply cutting.  The fear of cutting his hair that you describe is an interesting postulation and it does explain certain deviant facets.

[KnightofNi]

i apologize, i didn't realize you had access to the power of wikipedia.

however, i do feel that some things are less complicated than they may present themselves to be.

i do however agree with your thoughts on the deviancy. especially sexually. i mean, he did post it on the internets.

[triangleforge]

You know, I'm a lot more inclined to pay a shrink that tells me what I actually want to hear...

[slowpoke13]

Want weird dreams? Try Maleria Meds (mefloquin or some such). It's been causing all sorts of good ones.