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Monsterlover

November 30, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
Not sure what to think of this. . .
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ducpainter

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November 30, 2009, 01:45:15 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 30, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
Not sure what to think of this. . .
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cduarte

#2
November 30, 2009, 01:53:00 PM
build a man a fire and he's warm for a day, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life...

Monsterlover

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November 30, 2009, 02:12:21 PM
^

Exactly.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

derby

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November 30, 2009, 02:28:41 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 30, 2009, 02:12:21 PM
^

Exactly.

brownie points to anybody that gets it without having it explained.  ;D
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Speeddog

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November 30, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
Quote from: derby on November 30, 2009, 02:28:41 PM
brownie points to anybody that gets it without having it explained.  ;D

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"The big question is how could you guarantee you were eating artificial flesh rather than flesh from an animal that had been slaughtered. It would be very difficult to label and identify in a way that people would trust."

Well, if they labeled it 'Test Tube Meat', that'd probably be sufficient.
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zarn02

#6
November 30, 2009, 02:44:27 PM
Quote from: Speeddog on November 30, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
Well, if they labeled it 'Test Tube Meat', that'd probably be sufficient.

I think that'd be sufficient for me... :P
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Ddan

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November 30, 2009, 02:47:16 PM
Quote from: derby on November 30, 2009, 02:28:41 PM
brownie points to anybody that gets it without having it explained.  ;D
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November 30, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
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November 30, 2009, 02:58:10 PM
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

superjohn

#10
November 30, 2009, 03:19:19 PM
WTH? We don't need artificial meat. Real meat is plentiful and tasty.

Why can't they make artificial vegetables that have all the yummy nutrition but taste like something good. You know. Something like meat. Bacon flavored veggies would go over much better than fake meat.

The Architect

#11
November 30, 2009, 03:46:13 PM
Holy cow! 



[puke]

sno_duc

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November 30, 2009, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: angler on November 30, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
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#13
November 30, 2009, 03:53:43 PM
Do you feed artificial meat AstroTurf? ;)
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#14
November 30, 2009, 04:59:55 PM
^ HAH!

freakin' hilarious!
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