What are the odds?

[DesmoLu]

I managed to get two speeding tickets in under 5 minutes! After the first one, I noticed the flash so I let go of the gas. I had to accelerate to change lanes a bit later.... presto: another camera! 

this makes me feel better, sorry.

this makes me feel even better 

AND even better! yay, a shiv!!! 

thanks, guys!...even though i think i somehow thread jacked my own thread in the first post? how does one do that?
I am on the other side of the world still. And I got you a Shiv(a)