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« on: December 12, 2009, 06:17:36 PM »

I just got a m1100s and only got to ride it for a day before I had to put it away for winter. So there it sits in my basement all shiny and new, I just couldn't help myself. I threw a leg over and just sat on my new ride, when a voice from behind said "what are you doing?" She cuaght me. I felt like a little kid with a new toy, I didn't tell that wasn't the first time I went for a pretend ride. Can't wait for spring!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2009, 06:31:13 PM »

Does she have battery-operated "toys?"

If so, then you're square.

If not?

You're so make the beast with two backsed.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2009, 06:32:33 PM »

Same thing happened with me and my NSX. She tells everyone that story when they ask how much I love the car.  Grin

Nothing like the first day, especially when you get what you've always wanted.

Have fun with her. applause
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2009, 07:10:00 PM »

well, at least you weren't reenacting a scene from Equus with it
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2009, 07:53:03 PM »

Does she have battery-operated "toys?"

If so, then you're square.

If not?

You're so make the beast with two backsed.

............LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2009, 08:38:18 PM »

They get used to it after they catch you often enough. I rebuilt my Monster after a frame crushing wreck, so there were many imaginary rides before the real thing ever happened. My wife just rolls her eye's now.
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2009, 09:03:14 PM »

well, at least you weren't reenacting a scene from Equus with it

That is so wrong.   laughingdp
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2009, 02:31:04 AM »

It looks like I have to find a copy of this movie.
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2009, 03:56:28 AM »

Read the synopsis online.  It is so apropos
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2009, 07:00:12 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2009, 07:04:26 AM »

It looks like I have to find a copy of this movie.

There was an actual movie?  I saw it as a play back in the early 90's.  Good thing it was mostly the artsy type there, as the lead male character would not have lived it down otherwise. 
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2009, 07:06:02 AM »

were you making the vrrrrrroooommmmmmm!!!  noises too?
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2009, 09:05:00 AM »

 [moto] only in my mind  [moto]
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2009, 09:08:46 AM »

There was an actual movie?  I saw it as a play back in the early 90's.  Good thing it was mostly the artsy type there, as the lead male character would not have lived it down otherwise. 
Sorry I though it was movie, I looked it up and it's a play. But you already knew that.
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2009, 09:58:29 AM »

Sorry I though it was movie, I looked it up and it's a play. But you already knew that.
FWIW, there is a movie of it made in 1977 directed by Sydney Lumet:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075995/
I haven't seen it in years, but from what I remember, the film was quite well done.
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