Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:

February 23, 2025, 04:01:36 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Please Help
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  



Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: "About Motorcycles" -- Harper's Magazine  (Read 7879 times)
NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2009, 08:15:35 AM »

I must be a "pretensious" asshole born with a titanium spoon up my ass. Grin

Is that why you read Harper's while sitting on the crapper?   cheeky
Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

triangleforge
I'm just a guy. I'm no
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3185


2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon


WWW
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2009, 08:22:45 AM »

I hate this kind of writing and I hate the "New Yorker" which also specializes in it.

Count me in the "Liked it" column, though I'll admit to occasionally reading more than just the cartoons in the New Yorker. An acquired taste, and one not necessarily worth acquiring.

And NorDog, I'd wager that there has never been an author in the history of written language as self-referential & anecdotal as Hunter S., but I bet you liked "Song of the Sausage Creature" 'bout as much as me.  Grin

Now where did I put that titanium spoon of mine? I swear it was around here someplace...
Logged

By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
Spidey
Crashin' mofo
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4842



« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2009, 08:34:34 AM »

<shrug>  I don't particularly like the guy's writing style and think he's a bit pretentious, but it was interesting nonetheless.  Not the best thing I've ever read, but I thought it was worth the time it took to read it and seemed like it was something that others might enjoy.  

I particularly like first-hand descriptions of older bikes that I never knew anything about (which is pretty much any older bike).  I always find that stuff pretty cool.  I also enjoy stories about folks who rode motorcycles "back in the day" before knee sliders and armor, even though they always paint an exaggerated picture of how great it was back then and how tough they were.  That said, I can't really fault them for taking some historical license with their nostalgia.  I'm gonna do the same thing when I'm that old.   [moto]

Then again, we're on teh interwebz, so I should prolly only express really extreme opinions about the article and its detractors.  So here goes . . .  BEST.  ARTICLE.  EVER.  If you don't agree, you're a dumb, retarded retard with heavy dose of douchey, assholeish douchebaggerific make the beast with two backswaddedness.  You dumb, douchey, retarded assholish make the beast with two backswad.  Retard.   cheeky
« Last Edit: December 17, 2009, 08:36:08 AM by Spidey » Logged

Occasionally AFM #702  My stuff:  The M1000SS, a mashed r6, Vino 125, the Blonde, some rugrats, yuppie cage, child molester van, bourbon.
NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2009, 08:38:12 AM »


And NorDog, I'd wager that there has never been an author in the history of written language as self-referential & anecdotal as Hunter S., but I bet you liked "Song of the Sausage Creature" 'bout as much as me.  Grin

I love "Song of the Sausage Creature".  The rest of Thompson's work?  Not so much.

And ftr, I didn't say anything about "self-referential" and I have no problem with anecdotes per se  Rather the phrase was, "...unrelated narcissistic anecdotes."

Narcissistic writing is lame at best, and unrelated anecdotes do not make a good read, let alone a great article.  Unrelated narcissistic anecdotes are terrible.
Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2009, 08:40:22 AM »

Then again, we're on teh interwebz, so I should prolly only express really extreme opinions about the article and its detractors.  So here goes . . .  BEST.  ARTICLE.  EVER.  If you don't agree, you're a dumb, retarded retard with heavy dose of douchey, assholeish douchebaggerific make the beast with two backswaddedness.  You dumb, douchey, retarded assholish make the beast with two backswad.  Retard.   cheeky

 laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

You're just upset because you can't find your titanium spoon!
Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

gregrnel
Sr. Member
****
Offline Offline

Posts: 309



« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2009, 08:54:52 AM »

Seriously, try the Index, it's a lovely crapper read.  The titanium spoon saves weight. It'll shave a hundredth or so off your 1/4 mile run when compared to silver, depending on center of gravity and how far the spoon is wedged up there.


 
Is that why you read Harper's while sitting on the crapper?   cheeky
Logged

2003 620ie red, cored stock pipes, Hit -Air jacket, nice deriere.
NorDog
I don't feel like a
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2550



WWW
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2009, 08:58:17 AM »

Seriously, try the Index, it's a lovely crapper read.  The titanium spoon saves weight. It'll shave a hundredth or so off your 1/4 mile run when compared to silver, depending on center of gravity and how far the spoon is wedged up there.


 laughingdp

Thank God I gave up jogging!
Logged

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

LA
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1317

The Sleek Black Beauty


« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2009, 09:01:12 AM »

Words like envy, jealousy, and I hate rich people come to mind - or maybe I hate that I'm not.

LA
Logged

"I'm leaving this one totally stock" - Full Termi kit, Ohlins damper, Pazzo levers, lane splitters, 520 quick change 14/43 gears, DP gold press plate w/open cover, Ductile iron rotors w/cp211 pads.

R90S (hot rod), 80-900SS, Norton 850 MkIII, S4RS
akmnstr
What a Handsome
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1243


The Puppy Killer


« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2009, 09:43:41 AM »

I think when men get old they like to reflect on their lives and need to be appreciated for all that they accomplished, my Dad was like that, and now that I am approaching old fartism I am trying to resist the urge to do the same.  I remember how uncomfortable my dad made me feel when he needed recognition for his life.  I got that feeling from this article only much worse because he was a rich old fart, with the before mention titanium spoon, and he wasn't my dad (plus all the stuff I said before). 

A custom made shaft drive MV (make the beast with two backser) [moto] [moto] bow down bow down
Logged

"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1