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Author Topic: Funny KTM ad.  (Read 3930 times)
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« on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:21 AM »


Took me a minute to get it, but I'm slow.
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It puts the billet aluminum on the motorcycle...
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2009, 11:20:32 AM »
Where's the Like button?
 waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo waytogo
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2009, 12:01:04 PM »
I see the guy pissing. Do I need to read something into this, or is it just a picture of a guy pissing on the roost marks with his bike up the hill? I'm thinking I might be slow.
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2009, 12:10:54 PM »
Quote from: D Paoli on December 24, 2009, 12:01:04 PM
I see the guy pissing. Do I need to read something into this, or is it just a picture of a guy pissing on the roost marks with his bike up the hill? I'm thinking I might be slow.

Think about what you do on a street bike when you have to pee.
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2009, 03:26:59 PM »
good ad.   laughingdp  took me a while to get it--but I did "get it" on my own without any hints.   Tongue  The thing about that ad that's freaking me out is the stream coming out of that fella.  It's girthy...  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2009, 05:08:49 PM »
Quote from: mostrobelle on December 24, 2009, 03:26:59 PM
The thing about that ad that's freaking me out is the stream coming out of that fella.  It's girthy...  Lips Sealed

KTM Riders...a different breed.
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« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2009, 12:23:48 PM »
Quote from: desmoquattro on December 24, 2009, 12:10:54 PM
Think about what you do on a street bike when you have to pee.

Pull over someplace that has a bathroom. Or maybe pee on the side of the road when no cars are coming?
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« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2009, 03:02:13 PM »
Quote from: D Paoli on December 25, 2009, 12:23:48 PM
Or maybe pee on the side of the road when no cars are coming?

Bingo.
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2009, 04:58:21 AM »
Quote from: desmoquattro on December 25, 2009, 03:02:13 PM
Bingo.

Isn't this what everybody does?




Ok just don't tell me. I'm too dense to get it.
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2009, 06:00:15 AM »
Quote from: D Paoli on December 26, 2009, 04:58:21 AM
Isn't this what everybody does?




Ok just don't tell me. I'm too dense to get it.

Riding a street bike, you stop along the side of the road and pee into the dirt.

Riding a _____ bike, you stop along the side of the ______ and pee on the _____.
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2009, 04:26:38 PM »
You know the thought had occured to me that he was probably doing it wrong. Peeing on the pavement could increase the risk of splatter getting on the boots. But then again he is the guy on the scene, and probably knows what hes doing, and besides, the pavement looks to be going down hill reducing the spatter factor to some extent.

Then I thought that many people might be amused just by the fact that the guy is peeing, but that seemed unlikely, because like most people, the amusement factor of pee rivals that of whats in the fridge, and weather or not the light goes off when the door is closed. So I thought Naw, that can't be it either.

For some reason the Juxtaposition between peeing on the dirt, or peeing on the pavement just flew right by me.


But here's another one I heard regarding Tiger Woods.

"He's Not a Tiger ... He's A Cheetah!"



Now check out the way they break down the meaning of the Joke for the completely clueless among us.

http://mitchieville.com/17256/hes-not-a-tiger-hes-a-cheetah/









BTW I actually got this one the first time...Yes I know you don't believe me.
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