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Betty
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« Reply #30 on: January 16, 2010, 01:58:57 AM »

A couple of dodgy photos:



Firstly the obligatory photo for Heather (yes I know its out of context, but hey I just don't have any)




The 696 with the special order kiddies seat




The 1100S
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« Reply #31 on: January 16, 2010, 02:19:30 AM »

We have very different tastes in men Betty.  laughingdp
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« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2010, 02:29:32 AM »

Hey he's Italian, a man and very hot (it was about 40 deg.) ... I'm sure that's what you asked for
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« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2010, 12:55:12 AM »

PART 5

We came through the cash lanes of the autostrade toll and continued straight ahead. ‘Mr Audi’ came through the electronic toll lane which was the inner-most (left) lane, problem being his exit was on the right just after the tollgates. So he carried his speed straight across about four lanes of traffic. As he cut in front of Julie I think he realised the error of his ways and hit the brakes stopping right in front of her.

I am pretty sure I would have just slammed straight into the numpty’s door but Julie initiated an emergency swerve, missing the right hand side of the car, but as the bike has stood back up we think the handlebar has grabbed the left hand tail light throwing the bike off balance and giving her a close-up view of Italian road surfacing. As she made her way to the relative safety of the guardrail I am sure there can’t have been too many people in the greater Bologna area that didn’t know her opinion of Mr Audi and his driving skills.

The Polizia were there before I could park the bike and run back to the scene and had already called for an ambulance. Between further obscenities in the general direction of Mr Audi Julie declared she didn’t need a bloody ambulance … until she tried to stand. Yeah sure, her foot was sore, but there was this rather uncomfortable feeling in the midriff. Once the ambos arrived she was assessed and found to have no broken bones, but was sent to the local hospital to be sure. Looks like we will have to miss our visit to the factory. We didn’t know it yet but it was going to be a very long day.

We found out which hospital she was going to before I waited for help to arrive and rescue the little Monster. It was probably an hour and half before I got to the hospital by which time Julie was still in triage and nobody had seen her. She was surprisingly relaxed when I saw her quietly resting and in enough discomfort to keep her still (can you imagine?).

Now it was decision time for me … do I wait with her at the hospital or take the bike to our next point of call and come back in the van. Julie helped me decide the most gentlemanly thing to do was abandon my wife in a foreign hospital and come back later. As the hotel was about 150kms away (by the most direct route) I was going to be gone awhile … but it was a trip I didn’t particularly want to make on the bike in the dark.

The hotel was a converted, but stately, residence perched on a hill … and the gently curving roads over undulating hills on the approach were the best roads I had experienced so far. This was the type of riding we were looking forward to but I think my mind was a little too distracted to really enjoy it.

By the time I got back to the hospital it was early evening, we were expecting to hear Julie may have cracked a couple of ribs, but were expecting to be bringing her back to the hotel as we had been told we would be called if there was any news. But upon arrival the Doctor informed us that Julie was going to need surgery. Apparently she had ruptured her spleen in the accident and had been bleeding internally for about six hours before somebody saw her.

Two lessons learnt. One, if you are in an Italian hospital make lots of noise until you are attended to and two, if Julie is quiet and relaxed you know there is something seriously wrong.

Once she had been seen things happened pretty quickly we predict that within an hour she went from x-ray, through a couple of ultrasounds, to ECG, CAT scan and then surgery. They were just putting her under when I arrived.


... to be continued ... again ...
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« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2010, 01:04:04 AM »

OK Heather I'll keep trying:



Maybe a Venetian glass blower?




The Polizia in Sorrento?
Well I am sure there would be some happy with the choice of bike at least




... and one of the Boss (beforehand) ... couldn't help herself ... so helped Joe in the garage
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« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2010, 01:48:35 AM »

Hmn Venetian glass blower nice bod. Thanks Betty  applause

I would like to add, having worked in Oz hospitals, that ruptured spleens are a difficult diagnosis.  Things are on the improve in mainstream medicine where truama is concernced but I always wondered why this condition wasn't suspected sooner. (No I'm not a doctor or nurse, just an observant person who can put two and two together)  And yes Betty, you are very correct to assume there's something very, very wrong with a quiet, relaxed Julie (in the absence of illicit substances).
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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2010, 02:50:28 AM »

620 multi's - what were they thinking?

Oh, that's right, they can probably catch most of the scooters on the road there!
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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2010, 09:34:12 AM »

 Roll Eyes You know I didn't even think about the engine capacity of the Multistroodle laughingdp

But lets be realistic most people must avert their eyes after only a momentary glance, afterall you don't want to turn to stone ... no wait that is something else isn't it Undecided

If you were to look at it realistically they are a big bike in Italy ... and somebody had to buy all the the 620s they made Grin
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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2010, 11:17:54 AM »

+1 Heather.

We saw it on our last ride, very warm making our way through the City traffic to our destination.
On arrival there was a very quiet and ill Jukie from a touch of heat stroke.
It took her a little but she came back to us.

Do continue Betty.
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« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2010, 12:20:28 PM »

and the rambling continues ...

PART 6

Alright so in the lead-up to the trip I had been trying pretty hard to learn a few simple Italian phrases, but all that had been forgotten now … the first few weeks we simply didn’t need to speak Italian. All the ‘tourist’ places we had been to were geared towards the English speaking tourist, a few conversation went something like this:

I would start with an Italian greeting and then try to convey my message
This would be followed by a reply of “It’s OK I speak English”
To which I would try and express my willingness to try and converse in Italian
"OK, but I’d prefer you used English" would be the reply

Now it was a different story. We weren’t dealing with people in the hospitality industry … we were dealing with people in the hospital industry. They were more or less a closed shop and had no need to speak English, so for the most part, they didn’t. This made it pretty stressful at the start when we had lots of questions but Julie’s doctor was excellent. He would come back and explain things as best as he could once everybody else had moved on. The nursing staff spoke very little English but some made a huge effort. We were trying as well but I think it if safe to say they learnt more English than we did Italian.

Travel tip for those susceptible to hayfever there are two possible solutions: either have your spleen removed or have a couple of feet of spew tube shoved down your nose. Something did the trick because Julie’s hayfever cleared up overnight.

Joe and the Ducati Tours guys were also very helpful. It was a tough situation for them trying to run the tour for their remaining customers and day-trippers while trying not to abandon us. They found me accommodation a short walk from the hospital and made numerous trips back and forward. It must be a tough business to be in sometimes for a bloke with only two part time staff … especially when there is an ‘incident’.

So we ended up spending a week in Bologna without getting to the factory. People I have spoken to since always cut in about now with ‘ah, Bologna is a beautiful place’ … but the few hundred metres between the hospital and hotel that I covered several times a day didn’t really offer that much. So no, I didn’t see that much of Bologna. There was however many conversations with home (very difficult), travel agents (complicated), hospital admin (very stressful) and the insurance company back home (just as difficult, complicated and stressful).

After Julie was released we went to the police station to retrieve her licence (which was taken at the scene) and it would seem that the Police and Insurance company had differing views on who was at fault as she was able to re-claim her licence without incident or fine. We then headed back to Pisa as we had pre-booked accommodation … as this was supposed to be our last night in Italy. But as Julie was not allowed to fly, we would be staying a little longer.


... yes there will be more ...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2010, 12:29:42 PM »

Alright the obligatory photo for Heather:



Dr Gregory ... awesome bloke despite being a Yamaha fan (its a Rossi thing). Of course also showing the Ozmo cake!




Somebody up and about ... I have never understood the female obsession with Italian footwear




Crappy shot but I just had to get something across the crowded intersection on the way to the Hospital ... and I concede that yellow monsters have been replaced with mauve as the 'chick's Monster'




Tourist shot ... the leaning Hyper of Pisa
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« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2010, 02:35:48 PM »

  ... and I concede that yellow monsters have been replaced with mauve as the 'chick's Monster'

Ahem...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2010, 03:08:55 PM »

Sorry Dave ... its an old joke (mostly with Jukie).

For a while it seemed every second yellow monster we saw was ridden by a girl, rarely seeing a female monster rider on anything other than a yellow 600 series.

I actually love the yellow ... almost had one myself but the S2R 'acid yellow' would have looked wrong alongside Jukie ... certainly less cliche than red and better than black.

Mauve on the other hand (I have just remembered I think they call it lilac) ... not exactly manly is it?
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« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2010, 03:20:06 PM »

 laughingdp OK... forgiven.


We all know yellow is the new black. Is lilac the new yellow?  ...err, no.
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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2010, 03:40:36 PM »

I thought pearl white was the new yellow.
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