OK, first..
Congrats Trev! I'm sure you'll enjoy your move! Seeing as my girl is also a FIlipina, I spend lot sof time there, and there are some great little beaches!
Second...
May I suggest Dumaguete, Malapascua, Southern Leyte, or any of the other really cool dive places I have been over the last 3 or 4 years? That way, I can crash on your couch, and then we can dive the next morning (You will be diving, right?)
Third - Coffee kinda sucks there, so perhaps send yourself and lovely lady to Mecca or Coffee Alchemy to learn to make a proper coffee, then open a cafe... Hurry - you have less than 2 months!!!
Fourth - Ducati *DO* have a presence in PI, lots of Monsters there to choose from
Z...
Ninja edit - Actually, Cabilao Island, in Bohol is the go! Short boat ride from the main island, Satellite interweb at the school in the middle of the island, they *may* have electricity, you can get 3G phone reception (if you climb the right tree) and the wall.macro diving is awesome! A Proper boat with a couple of big V8's will see you get to Cebu City in just an hour or so for shopping
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