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Started by Speedbag, January 11, 2010, 03:45:02 AM

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Howie

#15
January 11, 2010, 10:38:56 AM
That made my day [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]   'La Trene' [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

triangleforge

#16
January 11, 2010, 10:48:44 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on January 11, 2010, 07:07:35 AM
I was once accosted by a militant vegan friend of a friend for wearing a leather jacket. Word for word:

Him: "Do you have any idea how many cattle had to die so that you could wear that jacket?"

Me: "None. They died to be my dinner. The jacket is just me using the leftovers."

Him: <stunned silence>

Well, you could helpfully note that your gloves are made of kangaroo...

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ducatiz

#17
January 11, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
they edited the story for some reason, removed about half of it.. wtf?
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Bick

#18
January 11, 2010, 12:56:41 PM
Quote from: redxblack on January 11, 2010, 07:22:36 AM
I don't eat animals, but I do wear their chemically treated skins and am totally fine with that.

Don't worry about it.  I'll eat your share of those cows.

Quote from: triangleforge on January 11, 2010, 10:48:44 AM
Well, you could helpfully note that your gloves are made of kangaroo...



That is good eating, too.



I am a proud member of PETA. 

People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Buckethead

#19
January 11, 2010, 01:33:42 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on January 11, 2010, 10:48:44 AM
Well, you could helpfully note that your gloves are made of kangaroo...

No, at this point, my gloves are still moo skin. Mostly. I think the palm is goat.

My blazing red boots, however, used to hop across the outback.
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triangleforge

#20
January 11, 2010, 02:01:15 PM
Quote from: Obsessed? on January 11, 2010, 01:33:42 PM
No, at this point, my gloves are still moo skin. Mostly. I think the palm is goat.

My blazing red boots, however, used to hop across the outback.

FWIW, mine are actually Bambi on the palms, and Wapiti on the backs.
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
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The Architect

#21
January 11, 2010, 02:02:03 PM
I know I can always come to the DMF for a good cheering up!    ;D

Great story, some video footage would be priceless.  

ducpainter

#22
January 11, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Mine are worn out...

Anyone slaughtering a cow soon?
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The Architect

#23
January 11, 2010, 02:10:27 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 11, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Mine are worn out...

Anyone slaughtering a cow soon?

I just ordered a quarter of a cow from a local farm.  We might be able to get you a new leg only? 

printman

#24
January 11, 2010, 02:40:59 PM
Thank You  [laugh]
I'll update this later at a convenient time Thank you for tuning in.....

ducpainter

#25
January 11, 2010, 02:43:33 PM
Quote from: The Architect on January 11, 2010, 02:10:27 PM
I just ordered a quarter of a cow from a local farm.  We might be able to get you a new leg only? 
I just need gloves...

a 1/4 might work. [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


muskrat

#26
January 11, 2010, 03:22:07 PM
moooooo
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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sno_duc

#27
January 11, 2010, 04:27:33 PM
 [clap] [clap]

so there are times when being stupid is painful.




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NuTTs

#28
January 12, 2010, 04:11:22 AM
 [cheeky] [cheeky] [clap] [clap]

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.. excellent, this just made my day [clap] [clap] [cheeky] [cheeky]

The Bacon Junkie

#29
January 13, 2010, 06:48:28 AM
Quote from: Obsessed? on January 11, 2010, 07:07:35 AM
I was once accosted by a militant vegan friend of a friend for wearing a leather jacket. Word for word:

Him: "Do you have any idea how many cattle had to die so that you could wear that jacket?"

Me: "None. They died to be my dinner. The jacket is just me using the leftovers."

Him: <stunned silence>

[clap] [clap] [clap] [clap] [clap]
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