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« Reply #15 on: January 13, 2010, 05:31:10 AM »

ha! did you eat the cooked bird?

wait is ur engine casing clean?  Grin sprinkle some salt and pepper!!!!


glad your okay!
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« Reply #16 on: January 13, 2010, 06:12:15 AM »

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Yeah, okay, good point. Touché...    Roll Eyes   Wink     


ha! did you eat the cooked bird?

glad your okay!
There wasn't enough of it left...  Tongue 
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« Reply #17 on: January 13, 2010, 07:29:27 AM »

I ran over a puppy

That breaks my heart just reading about it!  Undecided

Poor thing.
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« Reply #18 on: January 13, 2010, 07:36:21 AM »

did you eat the puppy?


nah im just kidding.  Evil  Tongue
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« Reply #19 on: January 13, 2010, 07:59:10 AM »

In my 16 years of riding I've killed 1 bunny-rabbit and 2 squirrels.  Never fun, but when it's me or them?  It's me.
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« Reply #20 on: January 13, 2010, 08:00:00 AM »

Mmmm, puppy.

I whacked a pidgeon with my left shoulder doing 90mph once.  I doubt the thing survived - I didn't look back.  Had a nice gray dust outline on my Vansons, but that was about it.
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« Reply #21 on: January 13, 2010, 08:01:29 AM »

did you eat the puppy?


nah im just kidding.  Evil  Tongue


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« Reply #22 on: January 13, 2010, 08:32:12 AM »

OWNED.
sparrow vs. duck? duck FTW.
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« Reply #23 on: January 13, 2010, 09:05:54 AM »

MURDERER!

J/K.  Glad you are ok.
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« Reply #24 on: January 13, 2010, 09:23:53 AM »

^^^ Hahahahaa...  Everybody funny today.   Wink
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« Reply #25 on: January 13, 2010, 09:24:18 AM »

looks like a new reason to wear knee pucks.
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« Reply #26 on: January 13, 2010, 09:49:51 AM »

I'm just glad I was wearing Duck-Stew's pants... Mine are still clean and bird/blood free!  Grin
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« Reply #27 on: January 13, 2010, 10:04:02 AM »

I'm just glad I was wearing Duck-Stew's pants... Mine are still clean and bird/blood free!  Grin

Uh...before this gets WAY out of hand, let me clarify:

Short-Bus was wearing an EXTRA pair of moto-pants that I own that day out for the ride as he's considering purchasing a pair just like them so this was a test-drive/blood-bath of sorts.
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« Reply #28 on: January 13, 2010, 10:12:25 AM »

So you're pants buddies. It's not my place to judge.  Grin

No too-close encounters with wildlife (yet) on the motorcycle, though I've had several near misses with roadrunners around here. Maybe it's that I removed the Ducati decals and painted "Acme Motorcycle Company" on my tank.

My non-motorized road bicycle is a different story. 45-mph descent off the Blue Ridge in Virginia, a dove decided it looked like the coast was clear to fly through my front wheel; scared the bejeebus out of me & killed the dove. Squirrels in the Fall don't tend to see vehicles of any kind, so two of them over the years have discovered I can't brake or change direction THAT fast. An airedale that darted into the pack during a criterium race and took out me and three others (yet another reason for me to hate crits; by all appearances, the dog was no worse for the experience). A couple of near misses each with deer, turkey buzzards, crows around DC (the ravens around here in AZ seem a lot smarter), geese, cats, dogs, great blue herons and one very cool wild turkey.
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« Reply #29 on: January 13, 2010, 10:13:06 AM »

Uh...before this gets WAY out of hand, let me clarify:

Short-Bus was wearing an EXTRA pair of moto-pants that I own that day out for the ride as he's considering purchasing a pair just like them so this was a test-drive/blood-bath of sorts.
OMG OMG i'm laughing out loud for real. crying even...
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