Bye Bye Birdie

He Man · January 13, 2010, 05:31:10 AM

ha! did you eat the cooked bird?

wait is ur engine casing clean?

sprinkle some salt and pepper!!!!

glad your okay!

The Bacon Junkie · January 13, 2010, 06:12:15 AM

Quote from: sally101 on January 13, 2010, 05:24:11 AM
Capt. Sully says: "Pfffftt Amateur..."

Yeah, okay, good point. TouchÃ©...

Quote from: He Man on January 13, 2010, 05:31:10 AM
ha! did you eat the cooked bird?

glad your okay!

There wasn't enough of it left...

Monster Dave · January 13, 2010, 07:29:27 AM

Quote from: dennisd on January 13, 2010, 05:17:10 AM
I ran over a puppy

That breaks my heart just reading about it! $:-\$

Poor thing.

He Man · January 13, 2010, 07:36:21 AM

did you eat the puppy?

nah im just kidding.

Duck-Stew · January 13, 2010, 07:59:10 AM

In my 16 years of riding I've killed 1 bunny-rabbit and 2 squirrels. Never fun, but when it's me or them? It's me.

TJR178 · January 13, 2010, 08:00:00 AM

Mmmm, puppy.

I whacked a pidgeon with my left shoulder doing 90mph once. I doubt the thing survived - I didn't look back. Had a nice gray dust outline on my Vansons, but that was about it.

Porsche Monkey · January 13, 2010, 08:01:29 AM

Quote from: He Man on January 13, 2010, 07:36:21 AM
did you eat the puppy?

nah im just kidding.

Asians

corey · January 13, 2010, 08:32:12 AM

OWNED.
sparrow vs. duck? duck FTW.

Goat_Herder · January 13, 2010, 09:05:54 AM

MURDERER!

J/K. Glad you are ok.

The Bacon Junkie · January 13, 2010, 09:23:53 AM

^^^ Hahahahaa... Everybody funny today.

Scottish · January 13, 2010, 09:24:18 AM

looks like a new reason to wear knee pucks.

The Bacon Junkie · January 13, 2010, 09:49:51 AM

I'm just glad I was wearing Duck-Stew's pants... Mine are still clean and bird/blood free!

Duck-Stew · January 13, 2010, 10:04:02 AM

Quote from: Short-Bus Bacon Junkie on January 13, 2010, 09:49:51 AM
I'm just glad I was wearing Duck-Stew's pants... Mine are still clean and bird/blood free!

Uh...before this gets WAY out of hand, let me clarify:

Short-Bus was wearing an EXTRA pair of moto-pants that I own that day out for the ride as he's considering purchasing a pair just like them so this was a test-drive/blood-bath of sorts.

triangleforge · January 13, 2010, 10:12:25 AM

So you're pants buddies. It's not my place to judge.

No too-close encounters with wildlife (yet) on the motorcycle, though I've had several near misses with roadrunners around here. Maybe it's that I removed the Ducati decals and painted "Acme Motorcycle Company" on my tank.

My non-motorized road bicycle is a different story. 45-mph descent off the Blue Ridge in Virginia, a dove decided it looked like the coast was clear to fly through my front wheel; scared the bejeebus out of me & killed the dove. Squirrels in the Fall don't tend to see vehicles of any kind, so two of them over the years have discovered I can't brake or change direction THAT fast. An airedale that darted into the pack during a criterium race and took out me and three others (yet another reason for me to hate crits; by all appearances, the dog was no worse for the experience). A couple of near misses each with deer, turkey buzzards, crows around DC (the ravens around here in AZ seem a lot smarter), geese, cats, dogs, great blue herons and one very cool wild turkey.

Raux · January 13, 2010, 10:13:06 AM

Quote from: Duck-Stew on January 13, 2010, 10:04:02 AM
Uh...before this gets WAY out of hand, let me clarify:

Short-Bus was wearing an EXTRA pair of moto-pants that I own that day out for the ride as he's considering purchasing a pair just like them so this was a test-drive/blood-bath of sorts.

OMG OMG i'm laughing out loud for real. crying even...

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Bye Bye Birdie

Raux