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« Reply #45 on: January 14, 2010, 06:21:35 AM »

Real simialr situation... only she cut right in front of me. I don't think the Monster would have handled the impact as well as the old GS1100e I had did.
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« Reply #46 on: January 14, 2010, 07:44:06 AM »

No PICS! We don't need evidence this one time PLEASE!!!
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« Reply #47 on: January 14, 2010, 02:54:19 PM »

good thing it wasn't a turkey

Or one of _these:_



big (there'd be some good eatin' on that one!)
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« Reply #48 on: January 14, 2010, 06:33:04 PM »

NO Shenanigans!!! They were swapping leather pants, what more do you need to call  "shenanigans"? Shocked



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Was about the closest reason that I will ever get to use the Evil Monkey from family guy   Grin
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« Reply #49 on: January 14, 2010, 08:09:16 PM »

Was about the closest reason that I will ever get to use the Evil Monkey from family guy   Grin

^^^ laughingdp laughingdp laughingdp

Wow... this thread went downhill.   Wink
(Through no fault of my own, of course!)   Cheesy
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« Reply #50 on: January 14, 2010, 08:15:53 PM »

The only other thing I hit, or hit me rather, was a Big Gulp cup full of ice that an old lady tossed out her window on the 101... at 80... in morning rush hour traffic.  bang head

That one hurt.  The cup bounced once on the pavement, and right up into my shoulder.  Of course the lid came off on impact and my helmet and shield were covered in ice and whatever backwash was left in the cup.  Angry
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« Reply #51 on: January 15, 2010, 03:30:46 AM »

Just looked at the pics of the incident.


I'd fix the signal, remove the innards from the engine case. ..

and leave the tank as is  Evil
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« Reply #52 on: January 15, 2010, 02:29:35 PM »

This reminds me of the time I was riding down the main road in town (3 lanes each way with a center turn lane).  I'm cruising along....right at the 40mph speed limit and a dog (size of a boxer) runs from the sidewalk right into my right foot.  I was in the left lane, too.  My back end slide a little and there was some hair on my bike, but by the time I shut it down, the dog was gone.

I only think about if that dog had been .25 seconds earlier, he would have hit the front wheel and I definitely would have gone down.
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« Reply #53 on: January 16, 2010, 07:05:06 PM »

Just looked at the pics of the incident.


I'd fix the signal, remove the innards from the engine case. ..

and leave the tank as is  Evil

I had the same thoughts....  But I knew Rosie wouldn't like it.  She likes gettin' down and dirty, but this was a bit much for her.   Wink
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