Foul word of the day....

[ryandalling]

Anybody want to share their favorite words... and definitions....

"Making the beast with two backs" - My favorite definition for this... "A bad word for a really good thing."

[bnbmike]

"Mother bear with cubs"

Nothing tougher or meaner than a mother bear with cubs, not something you want to experience.  This term is used when working on something not easy.

Changing the spark plugs on my Lambo is a Mother bear with cubs!

[scott_araujo]

"Full of more s**t than a Christmas turkey!"  It was always one of my dad's favorites and it's certainly one of mine too.

Scott

[Doctor Woodrow]

"So full of crap your eyes are turning brown."

The Doc

[mossimo]

"It is what it is"

Mantra of life.

"Its the cost of doing business."

The term usually following an accident or upset at work.

[NEIKOS]

"I haven't had sex in so long my nose is running."

After . . . well lengthy forced abstinance. 

[ryandalling]

"I haven't had sex in so long my nose is running."

After . . . well lengthy forced abstinance. 

never heard that one... are you making that one up from personal experience? 

From an Aussie chick... "She'll have my guts for garters."

[JohnnyDucati]

Hey, Ryan, since you started down the international route . . .

In Germany they like to say:  "Zieh mir keine Wuerme aus der Nase!"

Literal translation:  "Please, stop pulling worms out of my nose!"  Meaning:  stop grossing me out, stop torturing me, aggravating me, etc.

It's kind of similar to the other original German saying made famous in Wayne's World:  "When monkeys fly out of my butt!!!".

Or in German:  "Wenn Affen aus meine Arsch fliegen!"

I got lots of these sayings but have to keep it reasonably clean here for the kids sake.   

PS  Veektor - come on, I know them Rooskies are foul mouthed little buggers!  Whaddya got?

[NEIKOS]

never heard that one... are you making that one up from personal experience? 

From an Aussie chick... "She'll have my guts for garters."

Dude . . . NICE avatar! 

Oh, and a friend dated a Jamaican chic for a while.  He said once in awhile she'd scratch her nether region and say "My friend, she itches."

Was a short romance.  He was afraid of his friend catching the itch. 

[ducatiz]

"madder than a wet hen"

i always imagine a wet chicken rolling up her "sleeves" comin' to get me.

mom used to say that all the time, RIP.

[herm]

dumber than a bag of pebbles.....

not foul, but gets the point across

[NEIKOS]

"make the beast with two backss like a rabbit" - referring to Sheri in HS.  Also "Dumb as a box rocks" - referring to Sheri in HS.
"Hotter than a witches tit in August."  Conversely - "Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra in December."
"Slower than molasses in winter"
"Stuck between a rock and a hard on." = Thank you Michael Keaton and "Gung Ho"
"Paper or plastic?" - Referencing an ugly girl you'd make the beast with two backs.  Paper indicates a paper grocery bag you'd use to cover her face if you might want a second date and didn't care if she told anyone you'd make the beast with two backsed her.  Plastic well . . . you get the idea.
"Fuctard" - Combined usage of make the beast with two backs head and retard.  See also Miss Tracy 
"The Lee twins" - referencing the sisters "Homely and Ugly".
"Pocahontas" (SP) - Slanderous term for  some jackass you want to throw down with.
"Sacagewa' (SP) - Alternative to any cuss word you would use when children or woman you want to make the beast with two backs later is around.
"Cinderella" - Derogatory term for some jackass you want to dance AKS throw down with.