ahahahaahha, ahaha, ahahahaha.
![Cool](http://ducatimonsterforum.org/Smileys/classic/cool.gif)
“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”
yeah yeah, I know it aint real, it's a parody site like theonion.