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Venom51
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Re: 1962 Words of Advice
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Reply #15 on:
January 19, 2010, 10:56:18 AM »
Haiku...nice!
Quote from: il d00d on January 19, 2010, 09:52:51 AM
At the rise of hand
Policeman! stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by
When a passenger
of foot hooves in tight, trumpet
melodiously
The wandering horse
Do not explode the exhaust
Go soothingly by.
Festive dog makes sport
Avoid wheel entanglement
Give big space in road
The skid demon lurks
Press the brake foot as you roll
and save the collapse
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Re: 1962 Words of Advice
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Quote from: il d00d on January 19, 2010, 09:52:51 AM
At the rise of hand
Policeman! stop rapidly.
Do not pass him by
When a passenger
of foot hooves in tight, trumpet
melodiously
The wandering horse
Do not explode the exhaust
Go soothingly by.
Festive dog makes sport
Avoid wheel entanglement
Give big space in road
The skid demon lurks
Press the brake foot as you roll
and save the collapse
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Re: 1962 Words of Advice
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January 19, 2010, 02:43:27 PM »
This place cracks me up.
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Quote from: triangleforge on January 19, 2010, 08:34:16 AM
The "skid demon"? Gotta watch out for that guy...
his name is Mark
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Love the haiku
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January 21, 2010, 01:18:57 AM »
I think "Give big space to the festive dog" should replace "make the beast with two backs".
Shakespeare is so twenty minutes ago.......
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January 21, 2010, 03:00:42 AM »
I second the ^^^
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Re: 1962 Words of Advice
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January 21, 2010, 09:33:02 AM »
the haiku is equally hilarious but gets the message across almost as well as the translation if not the same.
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Re: 1962 Words of Advice
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Quote from: rgramjet on January 21, 2010, 01:18:57 AM
I think "Give big space to the festive dog" should replace "make the beast with two backs".
ROFL!
I also remember "Do not bang exhaust box at dogs. Instead horn tootle him with vigor."
"Preserve Nature. Always wear a helmet."
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