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Author Topic: I had a professional WTF moment today (Tigre-related)  (Read 2263 times)
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« on: January 21, 2010, 08:24:19 PM »
I'm working on a house where we're going to install a suspended fireplace, so I was looking them up.  Ran across this... yes, that's right.  They make a tiger-striped fireplace. 

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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 08:46:25 PM »
Great...now Steve's gotta get a bigger house...
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 05:35:39 AM »
Man, does that thing scream "bachelor pad" or what?
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 07:17:52 AM »
I betcha you can get stripper poles for the bedroom on the same website.  (yes, I've been watching MTV cribs lately).
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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 07:33:11 AM »
Some interesting fireplaces there.  Smiley

Are they still around, last 'news' date was '08...  Huh?
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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 08:46:22 AM »
Quote from: Michael Moore on January 22, 2010, 05:35:39 AM
Man, does that thing scream "Gay bachelor pad" or what?

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 09:08:38 AM »
Quote from: Spidey on January 22, 2010, 07:17:52 AM
I betcha you can get stripper poles for the bedroom on the same website.  (yes, I've been watching MTV cribs lately).

The company just does fireplaces...stripper poles are pretty easy to get.  It's just a brass pole.  I would think that a stripper pole and a fireman's pole are pretty much the same.  Sorta weird actually.

Quote from: Speeddog on January 22, 2010, 07:33:11 AM
Some interesting fireplaces there.  Smiley

Are they still around, last 'news' date was '08...  Huh?

As far as I know. 
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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2010, 09:12:26 AM »
Quote from: mostrobelle on January 22, 2010, 09:08:38 AM
The company just does fireplaces...stripper poles are pretty easy to get.  It's just a brass pole.  

Thanks.  That's critical info for my next house renovation.   
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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2010, 10:45:34 AM »
Quote from: desmoquattro on January 21, 2010, 08:46:25 PM
Great...now Steve's gotta get a bigger house...

No need for a whole new house.  It's a stand-alone work of art in any living room, even if it isn't functional.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2010, 10:55:16 AM »
Quote from: enzo on January 22, 2010, 10:45:34 AM
No need for a whole new house.  It's a stand-alone work of art in any living room, even if it isn't functional.

Yeah but where's he gonna put it in chez tigre?
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2010, 03:19:16 PM »
Wow, this "fireplace" is hard to take in! And it's kindy creepy how the giraffe print looks like the animals' head should be attached.
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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2010, 05:07:32 PM »
Quote from: Michael Moore on January 22, 2010, 05:35:39 AM
Man, does that thing scream "bachelor pad" or what?

like permanently confirmed bachelor.

Quote from: mostrobelle on January 22, 2010, 09:08:38 AM
...stripper poles are pretty easy to get.  It's just a brass pole.  I would think that a stripper pole and a fireman's pole are pretty much the same.  Sorta weird actually.
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oh butt no, That is a typical assumption. A real stripper pole is nickle-chromium. Brass gets smelly.
wait, how would I know that... Huh?




 

 
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 08:43:36 AM »
I'll ask my landlord if he can put that in while they're installing my dishwasher on Monday.
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2010, 09:01:32 AM »
Quote from: tigre on January 23, 2010, 08:43:36 AM
I'll ask my landlord if he can put that in while they're installing my dishwasher on Monday.

Is that a euphemism for your girlfriend moving in?
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« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 09:04:31 AM »
Quote from: Drunken Monkey on January 25, 2010, 09:01:32 AM
Is that a euphemism for your girlfriend moving in?
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I bet she reads the DMF (which makes it even funnier).   laughingdp
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