The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread

[Dusty]

Be careful what you ask for.   

[KRJ]

Yeah... It's all in the wording,  funny stuff right there

[Scottish]

A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.

 

After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,

 

"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"

 

"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

 

The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."

 

"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.

 

The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says, "Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."

 

Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...

 

"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Ducati ...YOU RIDE IT!!"

[kingbaby]

I love this joke.         Probably more based on the fact that I've heard different versions for many years.

Goes to show.  Every Dog (Hog & Duc) has their day.   

[Scottish]

Cover your eyes if you sensative to political humor....... better yet get an enema to clense yourself of your self-righteousness...... in other words get over it and laugh........



PIG ?

 

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he

was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, Salutes and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.

I got one for Secretary of State  Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House

Nancy Pelosi."

 

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, Salutes and says,

"Excellent trade, sir."
 

 
 

[Dusty]

    

[Zaster]

Somebody on the German Ducati forum seems to have figured out the source of the swineflu:

[kingbaby]

:@ 

[Zaster]

This is what happens when I can't ride,
ASTRONAUT (REMI GAILLARD)
URBAN TOUCHOWN (REMI GAILLARD)
Goes to show that the French have a sense of humor after all

[dusty]

        

I love those!!  Thanks for the laughs! 

[Scottish]

That astronaut was frickin' hilarity! 

[bonfy]

Goes to show that the French have a sense of humor after all

Quoi??  Mensonge!!   Menteur.   

[Zaster]

Quoi??  Mensonge!!   Menteur.   

Well I dare to differ.....As a matter of fact I know they do...We didn't meet a single person in France that wasn't
friendly or hospitable. The jury is still out why they don't like to speak any language other than French even if they know it and whether it is due to arrogance or shyness. When asked in French whether they speak English they would
reply yes and make an attempt to do so.
I thought you are part French, must be that French sense of humor 

[dusty]

I had no adverse experiences in France either whenever I have been there other than the time I forgot to leave a tip (their tip ticket was separate).  Other than that, everyone was pretty cool.  So my conclusion....people are people. 

[bonfy]

Well, you guys are more knowledgeable than I am.  I haven't been to Europe yet.  My great-great grandfather came over from France and settled in Missouri.  Later the family moved to Oklahoma.  So, since I am not first generation French, I can't take much credit or blame for any of their attitudes or actions.  I have read up on their history and current culture.  I do stand by them and am more sympathetic to their nature than the average American.  They take a lot of abuse from just about everyone on their politics.  That probably accounts for some of their spikiness.  OKay, I'm done.  Fire away.