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Author Topic: The Genuine/Official (more or less) NMMR Joke Thread  (Read 32443 times)
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« Reply #105 on: February 06, 2010, 06:02:53 PM »

Twisted...  Seriously twisted!  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #106 on: February 06, 2010, 06:32:47 PM »

Werd...   Cool
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« Reply #107 on: February 06, 2010, 07:47:39 PM »

Werd...   Cool
You do have a way with words waytogo
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« Reply #108 on: February 11, 2010, 08:10:34 PM »

Subject: FW: Urgent Internet Warning!


 


 

 


 
If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...
 
It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.


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« Reply #109 on: February 12, 2010, 11:28:03 AM »

Thanks, Scottish.  I'd rate such an abomination right up there with tubgirl and goatsee. 

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« Reply #110 on: February 12, 2010, 12:21:55 PM »

nancy is hot.  what are you talkin about?  id tap that.  waytogo
















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« Reply #111 on: February 12, 2010, 12:58:18 PM »

I had to use Google to understand the joke.. and yes.. now I REALLY understand the joke.   bang head
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« Reply #112 on: February 12, 2010, 09:31:56 PM »

nancy is hot.  what are you talkin about?  id tap that.  waytogo




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« Reply #113 on: February 13, 2010, 04:17:35 AM »

Nah, let it wiggle around...its more fun that way  waytogo
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« Reply #114 on: February 13, 2010, 05:09:42 AM »

I had to use Google to understand the joke.. and yes.. now I REALLY understand the joke.   bang head

Huh?  Links, please.  What are you saying?   Grin
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« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2010, 07:29:36 AM »

Huh?  Links, please.  What are you saying?   Grin
Youve been warned...
http://images.google.com/images?q=Nancy+Pelosi&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ADBR_en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
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« Reply #116 on: February 14, 2010, 04:44:51 AM »

It's like a train wreck.  You don't wanna look, but you can't look away. 

Damn you, Sir.  Damn you.
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« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2010, 04:21:08 AM »




    Still not near as hot as Janet Reno.... Roll Eyes      go ahead....Google that, I dare Ya!!
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« Reply #118 on: February 15, 2010, 04:54:04 AM »



    Still not near as hot as Janet Reno.... Roll Eyes      go ahead....Google that, I dare Ya!!
vomit NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........!!!!!!
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« Reply #119 on: February 15, 2010, 07:22:14 AM »

mmm Janet Reno is so yummy.  I am having dreams of her and Condolice Rice.....  yeah baby.  bow wow....
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