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« on: January 25, 2010, 03:58:19 PM »
So.

The wife seems to have gone and gotten herself knocked up.

I have no idea how this could have happened, but if you need me, I'll be in Mexico for the next 20 years or so.

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I feel it should be noted that it is likely that I am at least partially responsible for this crime upon nature. 
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 07:48:54 PM »
Congratulations! You didn't hear the biological clock ticking??
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No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 08:21:04 PM »
Oh, I heard the ticking, I just thought I could keep hitting the snooze button. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 08:25:55 PM »
Was it during all those fun times over New Years in Waikiki?
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It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 09:33:29 PM »
HOLY CRAP!!!!  Congrats Jebus!! 
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 09:44:31 AM »
Well, there goes the motorcycle riding!!

Seriously though, Congrats!
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 10:59:40 AM »
wha wha whaaaat???
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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 01:48:26 PM »
Quote from: teddy037.2 on January 26, 2010, 10:59:40 AM
wha wha whaaaat???

tell me about it
Quote from: mac900 on January 25, 2010, 08:25:55 PM

Was it during all those fun times over New Years in Waikiki?

Uhh, pretty close, yup.
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 02:16:30 PM »
Quote from: elTristo on January 26, 2010, 01:48:26 PM
tell me about it

wow.

oh, and

you have my permission to name it teddy

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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2010, 08:29:52 AM »
Way to go dude, now you have to find a way to put a baby seat on your bike!
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2010, 09:05:46 AM »
Quote from: zzilla on January 27, 2010, 08:29:52 AM
Way to go dude, now you have to find a way to put a baby seat on your bike!

here you go... Givi makes it, calls it the Bambini Seggiolino 

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2010, 07:41:44 PM »
^^^ Ouch, that is serious.  And seriously not going on my bike  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2010, 09:20:43 PM »
Quote from: elTristo on January 27, 2010, 07:41:44 PM
^^^ Ouch, that is serious.  And seriously not going on my bike  Grin

Because your bike is going away to fund the baby's room?
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« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2010, 06:27:12 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on January 27, 2010, 09:20:43 PM
Because your bike is going away to fund the baby's room?

Not to be mean, or anything like that, but the baby stuff is going to end up costing much more than the bike could be sold for so better just keep the bike. Better still, now is the time to get any modding done that might want to be done.
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No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.
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« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2010, 06:37:52 AM »
Quote from: DRKWNG on January 27, 2010, 09:20:43 PM
Because your bike is going away to fund the baby's room?

Umm, hell no.  The bike is going nowhere but around the admittedly few twisties we have.

Quote from: mac900 on January 28, 2010, 06:27:12 AM

Not to be mean, or anything like that, but the baby stuff is going to end up costing much more than the bike could be sold for so better just keep the bike. Better still, now is the time to get any modding done that might want to be done.

Though, to be fair, I don't see much modding in the future either.  Except my brake lines and masters.  I should probably get on that...
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