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Started by Monsterlover, February 14, 2010, 02:39:11 PM

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Monsterlover

February 14, 2010, 02:39:11 PM
[laugh]

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

teddy037.2

#1
February 14, 2010, 02:45:10 PM
lol

chuck norris doesn't have a symbol

1KDS

#2
February 14, 2010, 02:56:24 PM
If he had one you could be seconds from death
Every bike I've ever owned.

lethe

#3
February 14, 2010, 03:00:25 PM
Our weak mortal language doesn't contain powerful enough letters.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

NoisyDante

#4
February 14, 2010, 03:13:53 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on February 14, 2010, 02:45:10 PM
lol

chuck norris doesn't have a symbol

If Chuck Norris were an element, its halflife would apply to you. 
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

lethe

#5
February 14, 2010, 03:17:32 PM
Quote from: NoisyDante on February 14, 2010, 03:13:53 PM
If Chuck Norris were an element, its halflife would apply to you. 
He would occupy 2 spots on the table but his fist is too dense to be measured and therefore not listed.
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

Oldfisti

#6
February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NoisyDante

#7
February 14, 2010, 03:23:07 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.
[clap]
'07 695 Dark - Quat-D Ex Box exhaust, gold S4 forks, Woodcraft Clipons, CRG levers, KTM headlight, Motodynamics taillight, 14t sprocket, CRG LS mirrors, flamethrower, the usual refinements.  * struck down by a hippie in a Prius on September 22nd, 2010.

teddy037.2

#8
February 14, 2010, 05:03:00 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

superjohn

#9
February 14, 2010, 05:18:27 PM
Quote from: alfisti on February 14, 2010, 03:21:47 PM
The whole table is moot because Chuck only recognizes the element of surprise.

Instant Classic   [laugh]

Speedbag

#10
February 15, 2010, 02:35:21 AM
At least bacon is in the proper location.


Bob Saget?  ???  :P
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lethe

#11
February 15, 2010, 04:31:52 AM Last Edit: February 15, 2010, 04:58:07 AM by lethe
Quote from: Speedbag on February 15, 2010, 02:35:21 AM

Bob Saget?  ???  :P


He's the anti-"what most people expect he is"

Bob Saget That Ain't Right Part 1
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'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

ZLTFUL

#12
February 15, 2010, 04:56:13 AM
Yeah...people who say "Bob Saget? WTF are you a retard?" have never seen his stand-up.
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Scottish

#13
February 15, 2010, 05:08:12 AM Last Edit: February 15, 2010, 05:33:12 AM by Scottish
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Uh... Chucks #11 BTW for left row. ???

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Slide Panda

#14
February 15, 2010, 05:35:08 AM
But notice, he doesn't have an abbreviated symbol
-Throttle's on the right, so are the brakes.  Good luck.
- '00 M900S with all the farkles
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- '07 Triumph 675 Track bike.
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