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« Reply #1185 on: March 06, 2010, 08:43:33 AM »
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« Reply #1186 on: March 06, 2010, 08:44:08 AM »
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #1187 on: March 06, 2010, 08:46:51 AM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1188 on: March 06, 2010, 08:51:44 AM »
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« Reply #1189 on: March 06, 2010, 08:53:10 AM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1190 on: March 06, 2010, 09:23:47 AM »
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« Reply #1191 on: March 06, 2010, 09:25:11 AM »
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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« Reply #1192 on: March 06, 2010, 09:26:24 AM »
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« Reply #1193 on: March 06, 2010, 09:27:31 AM »
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« Reply #1194 on: March 06, 2010, 09:33:41 AM »
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« Reply #1195 on: March 06, 2010, 10:15:40 AM »
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« Reply #1196 on: March 06, 2010, 10:34:16 AM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1197 on: March 06, 2010, 10:43:47 AM »
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #1198 on: March 06, 2010, 12:36:18 PM »
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« Reply #1199 on: March 06, 2010, 01:52:57 PM »
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

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