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« Reply #1200 on: March 06, 2010, 02:20:51 PM »

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« Reply #1201 on: March 06, 2010, 03:05:54 PM »

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« Reply #1202 on: March 06, 2010, 03:52:40 PM »

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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #1203 on: March 06, 2010, 04:39:25 PM »

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« Reply #1204 on: March 06, 2010, 04:59:18 PM »

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« Reply #1205 on: March 06, 2010, 07:34:47 PM »

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« Reply #1206 on: March 06, 2010, 07:48:01 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1207 on: March 06, 2010, 07:48:42 PM »

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« Reply #1208 on: March 06, 2010, 07:52:28 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1209 on: March 07, 2010, 12:18:33 AM »

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« Reply #1210 on: March 07, 2010, 02:27:04 AM »

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« Reply #1211 on: March 07, 2010, 03:17:46 AM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1212 on: March 07, 2010, 07:52:01 AM »

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« Reply #1213 on: March 07, 2010, 08:09:53 AM »

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« Reply #1214 on: March 07, 2010, 09:06:11 AM »

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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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