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« Reply #1230 on: March 07, 2010, 02:43:29 PM »

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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #1231 on: March 07, 2010, 02:51:26 PM »

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« Reply #1232 on: March 07, 2010, 02:56:56 PM »

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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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« Reply #1233 on: March 07, 2010, 02:58:32 PM »

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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #1234 on: March 07, 2010, 02:59:02 PM »

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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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« Reply #1235 on: March 07, 2010, 03:08:33 PM »

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 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1236 on: March 07, 2010, 03:12:12 PM »

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"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
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    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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« Reply #1237 on: March 07, 2010, 03:12:44 PM »

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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
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« Reply #1238 on: March 07, 2010, 03:40:37 PM »

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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1239 on: March 07, 2010, 03:49:25 PM »

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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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« Reply #1240 on: March 07, 2010, 04:00:30 PM »

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« Reply #1241 on: March 07, 2010, 04:06:03 PM »

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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #1242 on: March 07, 2010, 04:07:27 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1243 on: March 07, 2010, 04:12:35 PM »

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« Reply #1244 on: March 07, 2010, 04:15:49 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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