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Oldfisti
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« Reply #1680 on: March 18, 2010, 01:25:06 PM »

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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #1681 on: March 18, 2010, 01:36:10 PM »

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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #1682 on: March 18, 2010, 05:50:48 PM »

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Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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What'd you say about my Momma?


« Reply #1683 on: March 18, 2010, 11:20:22 PM »

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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. Kiss

 in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1684 on: March 19, 2010, 12:55:04 AM »

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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #1685 on: March 19, 2010, 03:32:13 AM »

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« Reply #1686 on: March 19, 2010, 03:51:04 AM »

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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1687 on: March 19, 2010, 03:56:41 AM »

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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"
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« Reply #1688 on: March 19, 2010, 03:57:40 AM »

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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #1689 on: March 19, 2010, 03:58:22 AM »

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« Reply #1690 on: March 19, 2010, 04:03:31 AM »

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Trade you my milk for your Ducati...


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« Reply #1691 on: March 19, 2010, 04:06:57 AM »

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Confused rider who doesn't know what he is even riding at the moment. (2012 URAL GearUp, 2012 Ninja 250 Racer, 1969 CB175 Racer)
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« Reply #1692 on: March 19, 2010, 04:09:27 AM »

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« Reply #1693 on: March 19, 2010, 04:12:24 AM »

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« Reply #1694 on: March 19, 2010, 04:25:11 AM »

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