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« Reply #4455 on: April 28, 2010, 02:02:08 AM »
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« Reply #4456 on: April 28, 2010, 02:35:01 AM »
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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« Reply #4457 on: April 28, 2010, 02:55:03 AM »
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"Its never too late to be who you might have been" - George Elliot.
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« Reply #4458 on: April 28, 2010, 03:42:53 AM »
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07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
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« Reply #4459 on: April 28, 2010, 04:32:28 AM »
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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« Reply #4460 on: April 28, 2010, 04:39:23 AM »
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« Reply #4461 on: April 28, 2010, 04:40:58 AM »
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« Reply #4462 on: April 28, 2010, 04:42:24 AM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #4463 on: April 28, 2010, 05:12:32 AM »
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« Reply #4464 on: April 28, 2010, 05:18:12 AM »
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« Reply #4465 on: April 28, 2010, 05:22:29 AM »
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« Reply #4466 on: April 28, 2010, 05:43:24 AM »
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CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.
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« Reply #4467 on: April 28, 2010, 05:58:36 AM »
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« Reply #4468 on: April 28, 2010, 07:08:35 AM »
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« Reply #4469 on: April 28, 2010, 07:19:43 AM »
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