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« Reply #4665 on: May 01, 2010, 04:25:29 AM »
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Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #4666 on: May 01, 2010, 04:27:40 AM »
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« Reply #4667 on: May 01, 2010, 04:51:47 AM »
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« Reply #4668 on: May 01, 2010, 04:58:01 AM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #4669 on: May 01, 2010, 07:20:06 AM »
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #4670 on: May 01, 2010, 07:25:59 AM »
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« Reply #4671 on: May 01, 2010, 08:08:10 AM »
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07 S2R 1K:  "You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.”
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« Reply #4672 on: May 01, 2010, 09:09:27 AM »
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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« Reply #4673 on: May 01, 2010, 09:17:10 AM »
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Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


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« Reply #4674 on: May 01, 2010, 09:40:35 AM »
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #4675 on: May 01, 2010, 09:41:54 AM »
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« Reply #4676 on: May 01, 2010, 09:43:17 AM »
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Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 07:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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« Reply #4677 on: May 01, 2010, 10:14:06 AM »
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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
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I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #4678 on: May 01, 2010, 10:15:24 AM »
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« Reply #4679 on: May 01, 2010, 10:17:42 AM »
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