Hello again.

[NorDog]

From what you've written, it sounds to me like if you keep the girl, one day you'll come home and find one guy on your bike, and another guy on your girl.

If you keep the girl, you'll deserve both.

[superjohn]

Good to see you back Piller. It's like having "A Million Little Pieces" combined with Jerry Springer told in serial format when you're around. Seriously dude, you live an interesting life. 

As for the girlfriend, I think you need to screw her mom in her childhood bed and send her pics then get the hell out.

[Piller]

Good to see you back Piller. It's like having "A Million Little Pieces" combined with Jerry Springer told in serial format when you're around. Seriously dude, you live an interesting life. 

As for the girlfriend, I think you need to screw her mom in her childhood bed and send her pics then get the hell out.

I have thought a few times about screwing her mom to get back at her. 

Someday I'll tell the whole story.  She was my boss's sugar baby - which is why I don't have a job right now.  It's a long story, but he told me to take her off his hands - and then he regretted it later.  Right when I thought all the drama was behind me. I had an awesome job that I loved, I was getting big into normal healthy things like exercising and devoting myself to my work. 

I finally got the bike though.  I have to hide how much I love it, she already said she feels like I'm cheating on her with it.  I stare at it outside my window.  It's almost pornographic, like a nude lady laying there on her side. 

[Kopfjäger]

  It's almost pornographic, like a nude lady laying there on her side. 

Well then put it back up on it's kickstand, it fell over.

[Piller]

Well then put it back up on it's kickstand, it fell over.

DOH! 

[cyrus buelton]

Someone needs to write the Piller Story.



It is almost too good to go untold to the world.

[Monsterlover]

Special guest writer:

HeMan

[derby]

I have thought a few times about screwing her mom to get back at her. 

Someday I'll tell the whole story.  She was my boss's sugar baby - which is why I don't have a job right now.  It's a long story, but he told me to take her off his hands - and then he regretted it later.  Right when I thought all the drama was behind me. I had an awesome job that I loved, I was getting big into normal healthy things like exercising and devoting myself to my work. 

I finally got the bike though.  I have to hide how much I love it, she already said she feels like I'm cheating on her with it.  I stare at it outside my window.  It's almost pornographic, like a nude lady laying there on her side. 

aaand he's back...

[cyrus buelton]

 

[Adamm0621]

  

...this is good shit, I'm thoroughly entertained. 

[lethe]

Special guest writer:

HeMan

If the two ever happen to be in the same place, the universe will collapse.

[il d00d]

If a Piller story never materializes, I would settle for a shirt - on the back "If you can read this, the nun or midget has fallen off"

[Oldfisti]

If a Piller story never materializes, I would settle for a shirt - on the back "If you can read this, the nun or midget has fallen off"

The only thing better than hanging here is hanging here long enough to get most of the inside jokes!

[Popeye the Sailor]

worst part is - when I break up with her she sends me pics of guys shes with, then the guy might text me too, and she'll do everything in her power to make me jealous unless I take her back.

Meh-forwarding those to her parents is it's own reward.

[Monsterlover]

make the beast with two backs Your Mother (FULL SCREEN)