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5 reasons pigs are more awesome than you

Started by Monsterlover, March 07, 2010, 08:13:39 AM

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ducatiz

#30
March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:

1.  Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2.  Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3.  Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4.  Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5.  Pig are pigs. 
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#31
March 08, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:

1.  Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2.  Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3.  Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4.  Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5.  Pig are pigs. 
So does this mean you're ...

unhappy?

It's just a question...
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mitt

#32
March 08, 2010, 05:39:03 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 08, 2010, 05:12:08 PM
Why this thread is bullshit:

1.  Pigs roll around in shit, and are happy about it.
2.  Pigs clean their assholes with their mouths, and are happy about it.
3.  Pigs will eat ANYTHING, including the rotting corpse of their mother, and are HAPPY about it.
4.  Pig orgasms last 30 minutes because they only get laid once a year.
5.  Pig are pigs. 

I'm not sure about #2  ;D   I have seen humans do it and are also happy about it.


;D

mit

Monsterlover

#33
March 08, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.

but will it light up?
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Arimaul

#34
March 08, 2010, 07:05:38 PM Last Edit: March 08, 2010, 07:16:06 PM by Arimaul
I think I got the max
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lethe

#35
March 08, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 08, 2010, 06:16:34 PM
but will it light up?
the tip shoots fire, does that count?
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Monsterlover

#36
March 09, 2010, 02:59:23 AM
it does :D

Can it levitate?
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ducatiz

#37
March 09, 2010, 03:47:10 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 08, 2010, 05:18:07 PM
So does this mean you're ...

unhappy?

It's just a question...

rofl... thank you Jeremy Bentham

Quote from: mitt on March 08, 2010, 05:39:03 PM
I'm not sure about #2  ;D   I have seen humans do it and are also happy about it.


;D

mitt


I am sorry you have had to look at such things.... I always turn away when it happens.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#38
March 09, 2010, 04:11:31 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
the tip shoots fire, does that count?

sounds like your dildo has a STD. you might want to clean it.
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Rameses

#39
March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 09, 2010, 04:11:31 AM
sounds like your dildo has a STD. you might want to clean it.



There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.


ducatiz

#40
March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
Quote from: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM


There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.




nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up.  down the shaft...  yaaaawwwwch
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

triangleforge

#41
March 09, 2010, 05:55:56 AM
Quote from: lethe on March 08, 2010, 03:16:59 PM
I will be armed with a bladed dildo that also has fishhooks on it.

And you happened to have one of these in the nightstand... why?
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Rameses

#42
March 09, 2010, 06:00:23 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up.  down the shaft...  yaaaawwwwch


make the beast with two backs.  That.

:o


Monsterlover

#43
March 09, 2010, 02:59:07 PM
Quote from: Rameses on March 09, 2010, 05:09:05 AM


There're some types of dirty that can't be cleaned my man.




Gas and a match take care of lots of things :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

lethe

#44
March 09, 2010, 03:03:33 PM
Quote from: triangleforge on March 09, 2010, 05:55:56 AM
And you happened to have one of these in the nightstand... why?
Duh, for protection against baboons.


Quote from: ducatiz on March 09, 2010, 05:49:57 AM
nah, just do it like they did in the old days -- copper wire, heated up.  down the shaft...  yaaaawwwwch
I remember my father-in-law telling me about using something that got stuck in, opened up like and umbrella and then pulled out back as a medic in WW2. Hmmm, pick your poison between those two fates.
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