March 14 is almost here!

Started by Popeye the Sailor, March 10, 2010, 09:08:00 AM

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ducducgooseme

 [beer]   The real Valentines Day is here  [thumbsup]
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

lauramonster

you guys crack me up!!   [laugh]

does the order matter?
Frickin' snow!

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: lauramonster on March 14, 2010, 07:34:28 AM
you guys crack me up!!   [laugh]

does the order matter?

Yeah-I fall asleep right after. How would I eat my steak?
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

NuTTs

I had my own Steak 'n fun day... miles away from the US.  ;D [evil]

[drink]

He Man


KnightofNi

Quote from: He Man on March 14, 2010, 11:27:11 PM
during

she has to have a special shaped head to balance the plate on though.

:D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Statler

You're doing it wrong.

I thought you alternated one than the other by the hour and just quit for the day whenever one person's jaw got tired.

amateurs.  [roll]
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

KnightofNi

Quote from: Statler on March 15, 2010, 07:42:27 AM
You're doing it wrong.

I thought you alternated one than the other by the hour and just quit for the day whenever one person's jaw got tired.

amateurs.  [roll]

well if the giver is well trained then your jaw should get tired of chewing first, and that shouldn't stop the bj.


however, in reality. nobody is that well trained unless they get paid to do it for a living. ;)
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)