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rgramjet

#15
March 17, 2010, 03:25:26 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 16, 2010, 11:25:31 PM

The broadest category...."The Circumstantial Asshole".....I am a card-carrying member of this Unitarian category.   Indeed I would again offer the example of my ex-wife....she was as close to being sexually inert as a woman can get......but was otherwise fun to be with....so I satisfied myself at whim elsewhere with bawdy women of loose virtue for a dozen or so years


The ex-wife took grave exception to my behavior...couldn't quite fathom that I did not view marriage as an opportunity to continue wanking in the shower ...hence I am her "asshole"

Brilliantly Put!   [clap]
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

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Pip

#16
March 17, 2010, 03:56:16 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 16, 2010, 11:25:31 PM

The broadest category...."The Circumstantial Asshole".....I am a card-carrying member of this Unitarian category.   Indeed I would again offer the example of my ex-wife....she was as close to being sexually inert as a woman can get......but was otherwise fun to be with....so I satisfied myself at whim elsewhere with bawdy women of loose virtue for a dozen or so years


The ex-wife took grave exception to my behavior...couldn't quite fathom that I did not view marriage as an opportunity to continue wanking in the shower ...hence I am her "asshole"

[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap] Exceedingly good return posts.   [thumbsup]
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Statler

#17
March 17, 2010, 04:20:03 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on March 16, 2010, 11:25:31 PM


The ex-wife took grave exception to my behavior...couldn't quite fathom that I did not view marriage as an opportunity to continue wanking in the shower ...hence I am her "asshole"

at least by that definition there was frequent anal during the marriage.   ;)
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

RAT900

#18
March 17, 2010, 04:27:44 AM
Quote from: Statler on March 17, 2010, 04:20:03 AM
at least by that definition there was frequent anal during the marriage.   ;)

LOL yes...the gift that is always better to give than to receive
This is an insult to the Pez community

RAT900

#19
March 17, 2010, 04:33:14 AM
Quote from: howie on March 17, 2010, 02:44:52 AM
RAT900 :o :o :o :o :o

WELCOME BACK
So, were you been?  Watcha been doing?  How the hell are you?

Howie!! you were the first name search I did on this board...and it was heart warming to see you active.  I can fill you in on the Introduce Yourself  board as I don't want such an important thread as this to get jacked.
This is an insult to the Pez community

duccarlos

#20
March 17, 2010, 05:13:25 AM
This lovefest should be removed from the asshole thread, assholes.
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junior varsity

#21
March 17, 2010, 05:51:50 AM
yeah, i came to report as another asshole, and you guys are ruining it. assholes.

freeclimbmtb

#22
March 17, 2010, 06:47:46 AM
Quote from: ato memphis on March 17, 2010, 05:51:50 AM
yeah, i came to report as another asshole, and you guys are ruining it. assholes.

What an asshole.
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DCXCV

#23
March 17, 2010, 07:14:14 AM
Sometimes idiots think I'm an asshole.
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teddy037.2

#24
March 17, 2010, 07:19:10 AM
< denis >

I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime, saying, "how 'bout this heat?"

I'm an asshoooole...

< /denis >

junior varsity

#25
March 17, 2010, 07:28:04 AM

Triple J

#26
March 17, 2010, 07:47:42 AM
Nice to see Rat900 back!!!  [thumbsup]

Speedbag

#27
March 17, 2010, 08:18:44 AM
Yeah, but he's such an.....asshole.
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DCXCV

#28
March 17, 2010, 08:38:48 AM
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

SacDuc

#29
March 17, 2010, 09:20:01 AM

Two words:

Deputy Inspector
HATERS GONNA HATE.
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