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rgramjet
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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2010, 11:56:00 AM »

The bee down the neck of the jacket is always good for a laugh, especially wen you pull over and your buddy offers to pull out the sting, only to succeed in squeezing more venom in cos he grapped the poison sac with his big fat f--ken sausage fingers...ow.

I chewed a yellow jacket before he could sting me.....that sucked.
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2010, 10:34:52 PM »

the once every 17 year secadas were a pain in the chest and then some....wish I had taken pics of the splatters from then....nas-teeeeee!
got hit in the throat years ago riding a moped... thought i was going to die
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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2010, 05:37:07 AM »

I chewed a yellow jacket before he could sting me.....that sucked.

I would say it bites.  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2010, 05:52:14 AM »

I just had a thought..... maybe the guys who ride around wearing those 1/2 helmets are actually whale like creatures, only instead of eating plankton....they eat bugs.

you get good at keeping your teeth closed just enough to screen out the big crunchy ones, the little sweet ones pass through easily.
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« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2010, 06:13:58 AM »


CRAP!!!  laughingdp

No; flies, mosquitoes and looks like a few black flies.   
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